{"id":100,"date":"2008-10-20T18:11:13","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:11:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=100"},"modified":"2008-10-20T18:27:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:27:25","slug":"in-a-dungeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/100","title":{"rendered":"In a Dungeon"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><strong>In a Dungeon<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\n<em>based on &quot;I am Sailing&quot; by Rod Stuart<\/em><\/p>\n<p>In a dungeon, in a dungeon,<br \/>\nTwo companions, furry folk.<br \/>\nArmadillo fights for justice,<br \/>\nAnd a monkey who\u2019s a monk.<\/p>\n<p>Out exploring, out exploring,<br \/>\nCame across a cavern deep,<br \/>\nArmadillo running inwards,<br \/>\nAnd the monkey up he keeps<!--more-->.<\/p>\n<p>Armadillo, armadillo,<br \/>\nAnd a monkey, all alone,<br \/>\nArmadillo wearing armor,<br \/>\nAnd the monkey wields a stone.<\/p>\n<p>Round the corner, round the corner,<br \/>\nCame a mighty dragon\u2019s snore,<br \/>\nArmadillo, sword at ready,<br \/>\nFollows Monkey through the door.<\/p>\n<p>Through the fire, through the fire,<br \/>\nStruck the beast a flying rock,<br \/>\nArmadillo blindly charging,<br \/>\nAnd the monkey runs amok.<\/p>\n<p>Starts a battle, starts a battle,<br \/>\nThe companions run away,<br \/>\nArmadillo madly clanking,<br \/>\nAnd the monkey, he will say:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHear my story, hear my story,<br \/>\nLet the sleeping dragons lie.\u201d<br \/>\nArmadillo took up knitting,<br \/>\nLet the monkey tell you why.<\/p>\n<p>My friends let the dragon, let him lie<br \/>\nMy friends let the dragon, let him lie<br \/>\nMy friends.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a Dungeon by Tamir Buchshtav based on &quot;I am Sailing&quot; by Rod Stuart In a dungeon, in a dungeon, Two companions, furry folk. Armadillo fights for justice, And a monkey who\u2019s a monk. Out exploring, out exploring, Came across a cavern deep, Armadillo running inwards, And the monkey up he keeps<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,13],"tags":[8,134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions\/134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}