{"id":103,"date":"2008-10-20T18:12:14","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=103"},"modified":"2008-10-20T18:26:03","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:26:03","slug":"dwarf-in-me-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/103","title":{"rendered":"Dwarf in me Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><strong>Dwarf in me kitchen<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<\/p>\n<p>Oh pity me stomach,<br \/>\nOh pity me now,<br \/>\nFor breakfast is heavy within me.<br \/>\nThere's a dwarf in me kitchen,<br \/>\nPreparing me meals,<br \/>\nAs tasty as granite with garlic.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>He came recommended by many a chef,<br \/>\nThe deal seemed to be in me favor,<br \/>\nI hired the bugger without thinking twice,<br \/>\nAnd now me poor belly is aching.<\/p>\n<p>Oh pity me stomach,<br \/>\nOh pity me now,<br \/>\nFor lunch brings new pain to me belly<br \/>\nThere's a dwarf in me kitchen,<br \/>\nPreparing me meals,<br \/>\nWhich smell like old mushrooms and sulfur.<\/p>\n<p>He entered the kitchen and bolted the door,<br \/>\nHe sends me me meals through a window,<br \/>\nI hired an ogre to chase him away,<br \/>\nBut it just came out greener then ever.<\/p>\n<p>Oh pity me stomach,<br \/>\nOh pity me now,<br \/>\nFor dinner is ready for serving.<br \/>\nThere's a dwarf in me kitchen,<br \/>\nPreparing me meals,<br \/>\nWith the texture of old boots in gravy.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dwarf in me kitchen by Tamir Buchshtav Oh pity me stomach, Oh pity me now, For breakfast is heavy within me. There's a dwarf in me kitchen, Preparing me meals, As tasty as granite with garlic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":132,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}