{"id":1043,"date":"2017-01-28T20:05:59","date_gmt":"2017-01-28T18:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=1043"},"modified":"2017-01-28T20:06:50","modified_gmt":"2017-01-28T18:06:50","slug":"clock-croc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/1043","title":{"rendered":"Tick Croc"},"content":{"rendered":"

To the tune of\u00a0"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha<\/em><\/p>\n

\nWake up in the mornin' feelin' like Anne Bonnie
\nGrab my tricorne I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the dory
\nBefore I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Cult
\nCause when I leave for the shore I'm goin' on assault<\/p>\n

I'm talkin' oilin' up our wig, wig
\nScrubbing up all the rig rig
\nBoys goin' on our gig gig<\/p>\n

Oars out and callin' our favorite war cries
\nPullin' up to the shore, guys
\nTryna get a little bit surprise
\n
\nDon't stop, make it pop
\nPeter, gonna blow you up
\nTonight I'mma fight
\nTill we see the sunlight
\nTick tock goes the croc
\nAnd I'm feelin' the shock, no
\nWhoa-oh oh oh
\nWhoa-oh oh oh<\/em>
\n<\/p>\n

Don't stop…<\/em><\/p>\n

Ain't got a chance in the world, but got plenty of rum
\nAin't got no booty in my holds, but I'm not just a bum
\nNow, the boys are lining up cause they hear we got Tinker
\nBut we sailin' out to sea unless they're comin' with Peter<\/p>\n

I'm talkin' bout \u2013 everybody getting sunk sunk
\nRunnin' off to the junk, junk
\nGonna smack him if he tryin' to flank, flank
\nNow, now \u2013 we robin' till they kick us out, out
\nMermaids shut us down, down
\nLily shut us \u2013 (down)-man<\/p>\n

Don't stop…<\/em><\/p>\n

Gator, you ate my hand
\nYou want my all
\nMy clock it ticks
\nYou won't get me
\nWith my sword up
\nI got you now
\nI'll stop that sound
\nYeah, I got you<\/p>\n

You ate my hand
\nYou want my all
\nMy clock it ticks
\nYou won't get me
\nWith my sword up
\nKeep my sword up
\nkeep my sword up<\/p>\n

Now, the battle don't start ’til I walk in<\/p>\n

Don't stop…<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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