{"id":1140,"date":"2024-04-28T14:36:57","date_gmt":"2024-04-28T11:36:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=1140"},"modified":"2024-04-29T22:17:13","modified_gmt":"2024-04-29T19:17:13","slug":"dads-just-wanna-make-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/1140","title":{"rendered":"Dads just wanna make puns"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-left\">\u05de\u05d0\u05ea: \u05ea\u05de\u05d9\u05e8 \u05d1\u05d5\u05db\u05e9\u05d8\u05d1<br \/>\u05dc\u05de\u05e0\u05d2\u05d9\u05e0\u05ea <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A\">Girls Just Wanna Have Fun<\/a> \u05e9\u05dc Cindy Lauper<\/h4>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">The phone rings in the middle of the night<br \/>&quot;?My partner asks &quot;can you check the kid is all right<br \/>,It's dark outside&quot;<br \/>&quot;You know I can't see the son<br \/>.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns<br \/>.Oh dads, they wanna make puns<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">,I wake up in the morning light<br \/>&quot;?My daughter says &quot;When you gonna stop the bad jokes<br \/>.Oh, daughter dear<br \/>I'm pink, I'll never be dun<br \/>.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns<br \/>.Oh dads, they wanna make puns<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">That's all the really want, make puns<br \/>When the tail is told and spun<br \/>.Oh dads, they wanna make puns<br \/>Oh dads, they wanna make, they just wanna, they just wanna<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">.Dads, they wanna make puns<br \/>Dads, they wanna make<\/p>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Somebody tells a terrible joke<br \/>And make everyone in the entire house groan<br \/>?Why beer cans jump&quot;<br \/>&quot;They're full of hops like a bun<br \/>.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns<br \/>.Oh dads, they wanna make puns<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u05de\u05d0\u05ea: \u05ea\u05de\u05d9\u05e8 \u05d1\u05d5\u05db\u05e9\u05d8\u05d1\u05dc\u05de\u05e0\u05d2\u05d9\u05e0\u05ea Girls Just Wanna Have Fun \u05e9\u05dc Cindy Lauper The phone rings in the middle of the night&quot;?My partner asks &quot;can you check the kid is all right,It's dark outside&quot;&quot;You know I can't see the son.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns.Oh dads, they wanna make puns ,I wake up in the morning light&quot;?My [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131,111,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1140"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1176,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions\/1176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}