{"id":124,"date":"2008-10-20T18:23:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:23:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=124"},"modified":"2008-12-20T17:18:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T15:18:44","slug":"irish-code-monkey-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/124","title":{"rendered":"Irish Code Monkey Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Irish Code Monkey Song<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I have been writing code since before I could speak,<br \/>\nThe first thing I remember is learning to click,<br \/>\nSo I caught quite a shock when I heard the new shtick,<br \/>\nMicrosoft hiring monkeys again<!--more-->.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Well, Bill Gates always was an intelligent guy,<br \/>\nBut this seemed rather crazy, and so I asked why,<br \/>\n&quot;It\u2019s the way of the future&quot; that was the reply,<br \/>\nMicrosoft hiring monkeys again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&quot;We'll take one million monkeys and give them typewriters,<br \/>\nIts cheap labor force, our prayers are answered!&quot;<br \/>\nI went down to sit cause I was a bit flustered,<br \/>\n&quot;Statistics will prove that our methods will work!&quot;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\u201cThey will work round the clock and they\u2019ll never get tired,<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll continue to work after we are retired,<br \/>\nThey\u2019ll write all our code so you guys are all fired,<br \/>\nWe need office space for the monkeys to work.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">So I left Microsoft and went working for Apple,<br \/>\nAnd so the big Bill as he started to wobble,<br \/>\nAnd then came the day that they started to topple,<br \/>\nMicrosoft hiring, Microsoft hiring, Microsoft hiring monkeys again!\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Irish Code Monkey Song by Tamir Buchshtav I have been writing code since before I could speak, The first thing I remember is learning to click, So I caught quite a shock when I heard the new shtick, Microsoft hiring monkeys again<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30,13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":460,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/460"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}