<\/p>\n
Kermit is a muppet – and he's a weirdo
\nSam is a muppet – but he is sane
\nSam is a muppet – he thinks we're weirdos
\n!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam
\nDa-da-da-da-da<\/p>\n
Gonzo has a chicken – a clucking chicken
\nGonzo has a chicken – that makes him weird
\nChef takes his chicken – he wants to cook her
\n!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam<\/p>\n
Bunsen's doing science – ’cause he's a weirdo
\nBunsen's doing science – and things go boom!
\nBeaker's being science – ’cause he's a weirdo
\n!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam<\/p>\n
Waldorf has a headache, ’cause we're not funny
\nSam tries to help him, ’cause Waldorf's sad
\nNow Waldorf moans to Stettler, ’cause Sam is noisy
\n!Now everyone's a weirdo, including Sam
\n"!No I'm not"
\nDa-da-da-da-da
\n!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam<\/p>\n
?Hey, where's my clucking chicken<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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