{"id":1298,"date":"2025-08-21T12:29:51","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T09:29:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=1298"},"modified":"2025-08-21T12:29:51","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T09:29:51","slug":"torture-my-blorbo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/1298","title":{"rendered":"Torture my Blorbo"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4 dir=\"ltr\">By: Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nTtto:\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ollwO4YYtug\">Waltzing Matilda<\/a> by Banjo Paterson<\/h4>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Once a fanfic writer posted on the internet,<br \/>\nProperly tagged in the A-O-Three.<br \/>\nAnd they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters,<br \/>\n&quot;Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?&quot;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Torture my blorbo,<br \/>\nTorture my blorbo,<br \/>\nWho'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?<br \/>\nAnd they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters,<br \/>\nWho'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Down came a reader to like what was posted there,<br \/>\nUp jumped the writer and grabbed with glee.<br \/>\nAnd they sang as they preened and posted chapter eighty-four,<br \/>\n&quot;You'll come a-torture my blorbo with me!&quot;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Torture my blorbo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Up rode another to write a coffee shop AU,<br \/>\nStill with that blorbo who could not flee<br \/>\n&quot;Where comes that blorbo, I hadn't read the origin?&quot;<br \/>\n&quot;Still, come a-torture my blorbo with me!&quot;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Torture my blorbo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Then a discord server popped up a community,<br \/>\nFilled up with fangirls all going squee!<br \/>\nAnd they sang as they sat and chattered on the internet,<br \/>\nAll come a-torture the blorbo with me!<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: left;\">Torture my blorbo&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By: Tamir Buchshtav Ttto:\u00a0Waltzing Matilda by Banjo Paterson Once a fanfic writer posted on the internet, Properly tagged in the A-O-Three. And they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters, &quot;Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?&quot; Torture my blorbo, Torture my blorbo, Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me? And they sang [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131,130,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1299,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1298\/revisions\/1299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}