{"id":153,"date":"2008-10-20T18:35:58","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=153"},"modified":"2008-10-20T19:38:08","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:38:08","slug":"munchkins-playing-dungeons-and-dragons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/153","title":{"rendered":"Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nbased on &quot;Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds&quot; by The Beatles<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,<br \/>\nWith ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,<br \/>\nSomebody charges, you\u2019re right there beside him,<br \/>\nDrawing your sword with a clang.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,<br \/>\nMatching the haze in your sight,<br \/>\nFeel the experience accumulate with every strike.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,<br \/>\nMunchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,<br \/>\nMunchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">After you win you start looking for treasure,<br \/>\nLook inside their pouches for silver or gold,<br \/>\nMagical items are good for the taking,<br \/>\nIf useless can always be sold.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Orcs wearing chain mail appear in the door,<br \/>\nSwinging their six feet long swords,<br \/>\nGreening in glee you charge running back into the fray.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,<br \/>\nMunchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,<br \/>\nMunchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Picture yourself drinking beer in a tavern,<br \/>\nYour pack horses laden with spoils of war,<br \/>\nSomebody hails you and gives you a mission,<br \/>\nYou ride back to treasure and gore.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,<br \/>\nMunchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,<br \/>\nMunchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons.\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons by Tamir Buchshtav based on &quot;Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds&quot; by The Beatles Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon, With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs, Somebody charges, you\u2019re right there beside him, Drawing your sword with a clang. Gallons of blood splatter over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,13],"tags":[8,134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=153"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":260,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/153\/revisions\/260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}