{"id":156,"date":"2008-10-20T18:39:47","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:39:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=156"},"modified":"2008-10-20T18:41:29","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:41:29","slug":"156","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/156","title":{"rendered":"The Musical Version of Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><strong>The Musical Version of Things<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nbased on &quot;My Favorite Things&quot; from &quot;The Sounds of Music&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Ninjas that strike in the silence of midnight,<br \/>\nGhost through the hallways unseen by the torchlight,<br \/>\nReaching their victim and starting to sing,<br \/>\nThat is the musical version of things.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Pirates say Arr! and then jump on the rigging,<br \/>\nDuel to the death but they won't stop their singing,<br \/>\nSkeletons dance in choreographed rings,<br \/>\nThat is the musical version of things.<\/p>\n<p>Spaceship is hit by torpedos and lasers,<br \/>\nCaptain lies dying with no one to save her,<br \/>\nShip going down and still everyone sings,<br \/>\nThat is the musical version of things.<\/p>\n<p>Knights clad in armor preparing for battle,<br \/>\nHard working farmers out tending their cattle,<br \/>\nEveryone's dancing, including the king,<br \/>\nThat is the musical version of things.<\/p>\n<p>When the stress mounts,<br \/>\nWhen the end's near,<br \/>\nWhen the trouble starts,<br \/>\nEveryone's suddenly starting to sing, and everything seems all right.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Musical Version of Things by Tamir Buchshtav based on &quot;My Favorite Things&quot; from &quot;The Sounds of Music&quot; Ninjas that strike in the silence of midnight, Ghost through the hallways unseen by the torchlight, Reaching their victim and starting to sing, That is the musical version of things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=156"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":159,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/156\/revisions\/159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}