{"id":163,"date":"2008-10-20T18:46:22","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:46:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=163"},"modified":"2008-10-20T18:46:53","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:46:53","slug":"my-vorpal-morningstar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/163","title":{"rendered":"My Vorpal Morningstar"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><strong>My Vorpal Morningstar<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<\/p>\n<p>Many weapons I have seen,<br \/>\nIn dungeons near and far,<br \/>\nBut nothing stranger could have been,<br \/>\nThen the vorpal Morningstar.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>My DM rolled his many dice,<br \/>\nAnd checked it on a table,<br \/>\nAnd what he got was what we found,<br \/>\nTo change he was unable.<\/p>\n<p>It didn\u2019t matter to the guy<br \/>\nThat logic went astray,<br \/>\nHe never stopped, did not ask why,<br \/>\nThe roll turned out this way.<\/p>\n<p>And so I had my Morningstar,<br \/>\nA ball upon a chain,<br \/>\nAnd when my rolls were high enough,<br \/>\nMy enemies were slain.<\/p>\n<p>A Morningstar beheading men?<br \/>\nWe never wondered how.<br \/>\nThe die was rolled, the tables clear,<br \/>\nAnd heads were rolling now.<\/p>\n<p>Many weapons I have seen,<br \/>\nIn dungeons near and far,<br \/>\nBut a weapon sharper had never been,<br \/>\nThen my blunt old Morningstar.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Vorpal Morningstar by Tamir Buchshtav Many weapons I have seen, In dungeons near and far, But nothing stranger could have been, Then the vorpal Morningstar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,13],"tags":[8,134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":165,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions\/165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}