{"id":180,"date":"2008-10-20T18:55:38","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=180"},"modified":"2008-10-20T18:55:38","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:55:38","slug":"squishy-little-humanoids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/180","title":{"rendered":"Squishy Little Humanoids"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\">\n<strong>Squishy Little Humanoids <\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nbased on &quot;Little Fuzzy Animals&quot; by Frank Haze<\/p>\n<p>When you come down from the mountains you may not like what you see,<br \/>\nThere are hordes on little beasties and those tiny tickling trees,<br \/>\nThere are minibirds up in the sky, small elephants beneath,<br \/>\nAnd there's squishy little humanoids beneath your feet.<br \/>\nYes there's squishy little humanoids,<br \/>\nCrunchy little humanoids,<br \/>\nSquishy little humanoids beneath your feet.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Now not all of the little things are painful to your toes,<br \/>\nFor the minibirds are flying so you won't be squishing those,<br \/>\nAnd the elephants are big enough to see beneath your feet,<br \/>\nBut the squishy little humanoids have spiky bits!<br \/>\nYes the squishy little humanoids,<br \/>\nCrunchy little humanoids,<br \/>\nSquishy little humanoids have spiky bits!<\/p>\n<p>Now those who wear steel armor and the ones with spiky bits,<br \/>\nAre like stupid little kittens and will charge right at your feet,<br \/>\nAnd when you step on one of them the others bite and scratch,<br \/>\nTill you pick a small sequoia  tree and start to smash!<br \/>\nYou must pick a small sequoia tree,<br \/>\nPick a young sequoia tree,<br \/>\nPick a small sequoia tree,<br \/>\nAnd start to smash!<\/p>\n<p>So when you come down from the crags you'll know what lies in store,<br \/>\nThere are hordes of tiny trees and squishy beasties there galore,<br \/>\nBut with all those wearing armor you know just what you must do,<br \/>\nSmash the little spiky buggers until they are goo!<br \/>\nSmash the little spiky buggers,<br \/>\nSmash the little armored buggers,<br \/>\nSmash the little spiky buggers until they are goo!\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Squishy Little Humanoids by Tamir Buchshtav based on &quot;Little Fuzzy Animals&quot; by Frank Haze When you come down from the mountains you may not like what you see, There are hordes on little beasties and those tiny tickling trees, There are minibirds up in the sky, small elephants beneath, And there's squishy little humanoids beneath [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":182,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions\/182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}