{"id":197,"date":"2008-10-20T19:05:45","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=197"},"modified":"2008-10-20T19:05:45","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:05:45","slug":"total-eclipse-of-the-dice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/197","title":{"rendered":"Total Eclipse of the Dice"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\">\n<strong>Total Eclipse of the Dice<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nbased on &quot;Total Eclipse of the Heart&quot; by Bonnie Tyler<\/p>\n<p>Roll the dice, every now and then I get a<br \/>\nNatural twenty but you know it cannot last,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, every now and then I get a<br \/>\nSeries of sixes but it's never what I need,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, every now and then I get a<br \/>\nFeeling that there's someone laughing loudly at me,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, every now and then I get a<br \/>\nDice result so lousy that never can believe it is true,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.<br \/>\nRoll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus:<br \/>\nAnd I need a six tonight,<br \/>\nAnd I need it more then ever,<br \/>\nAnd if I'll only get a five,<br \/>\nI'll be thankful till forever,<br \/>\nAnd I'll only be rolling a two,<br \/>\nCause I'll never roll high,<br \/>\nForever I'll get low rolls till the end of all time,<br \/>\nMy rolls are all so lousy, not one ten or one nine,<br \/>\nI don't know what to do; I'm always rolling low,<br \/>\nMy dice all seem to hate me and I can't land a blow,<br \/>\nI really need six tonight,<br \/>\nA high roll just for once tonight,<br \/>\nA high roll just for once tonight,<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nOnce upon a time I got sixes and fives,<br \/>\nNow I can't hit rabbits and mice,<br \/>\nThere's nothing I can do,<br \/>\nA total eclipse of the dice.<br \/>\nOnce upon a time there were tens in my life,<br \/>\nNow there's only ones in my eyes,<br \/>\nThere's nothing I can say,<br \/>\nA total eclipse of the dice.<\/p>\n<p>Roll the dice, every now and then I know I'll<br \/>\nNever get that Paladin I wanted to play,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, every now and then I know I'll<br \/>\nNever hit that dragon if I tried till I'm dead,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, every now and then I know I'll<br \/>\nAlways get a one when rolling critical hits,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, every now and then I know I'll<br \/>\nAlways get the low roll when I'm aiming for high,<br \/>\nRoll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.<br \/>\nRoll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus<\/em>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Total Eclipse of the Dice by Tamir Buchshtav based on &quot;Total Eclipse of the Heart&quot; by Bonnie Tyler Roll the dice, every now and then I get a Natural twenty but you know it cannot last, Roll the dice, every now and then I get a Series of sixes but it's never what I need, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,13],"tags":[8,134],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions\/199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}