{"id":200,"date":"2008-10-20T19:07:14","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=200"},"modified":"2008-10-20T19:07:14","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:07:14","slug":"what-do-you-do-with-a-flesh-eating-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/200","title":{"rendered":"What do you do with a Flesh Eating Zombie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\">\n<strong>What do you do with a Flesh Eating Zombie?<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nbased on &quot;What do you do with a Drunken Sailor&quot;<\/p>\n<p>What do you do with a flesh eating zombie?<br \/>\nWhat do you do with a flesh eating zombie?<br \/>\nWhat do you do with a flesh eating zombie?<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus:<br \/>\nUp from the grave he rises,<br \/>\nUp from the grave he rises,<br \/>\nUp from the grave he rises,<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<br \/>\n<\/em><!--more--><br \/>\nBash it on the head with a stout shillelagh,<br \/>\nBash it on the head with a stout shillelagh,<br \/>\nBash it on the head with a stout shillelagh,<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Spray it in the face with some holy water,<br \/>\nSpray it in the face with some holy water,<br \/>\nSpray it in the face with some holy water,<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Blast it into bits with a sawed off shotgun,<br \/>\nBlast it into bits with a sawed off shotgun,<br \/>\nBlast it into bits with a sawed off shotgun,<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hack away it\u2019s limbs with a vorpal longsword<br \/>\nHack away it\u2019s limbs with a vorpal longsword<br \/>\nHack away it\u2019s limbs with a vorpal longsword<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Send it back to hell with your holy symbol<br \/>\nSend it back to hell with your holy symbol<br \/>\nSend it back to hell with your holy symbol<br \/>\nEarly in the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>chorus<\/em>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you do with a Flesh Eating Zombie? by Tamir Buchshtav based on &quot;What do you do with a Drunken Sailor&quot; What do you do with a flesh eating zombie? What do you do with a flesh eating zombie? What do you do with a flesh eating zombie? Early in the evening. chorus: Up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/200\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}