{"id":209,"date":"2008-10-20T19:12:58","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/209"},"modified":"2008-10-20T19:40:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T17:40:25","slug":"209","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/209","title":{"rendered":"The Zombie Bashing Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\">\n<strong>The Zombie Bashing Song<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<\/p>\n<p>Bash those Zombies, don\u2019t ask why!<br \/>\nOne, Two, Three, Four,<br \/>\nBash those Zombies till they die!<br \/>\nTill they die and then some more!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Zombies think that you are food!<br \/>\nFive, Six, Seven, Eight,<br \/>\nSo  bash those Zombies, Bash`em good!<br \/>\nSend your sister out as bait!<\/p>\n<p>Use your club and not your knives!<br \/>\nNine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve,<br \/>\nBash them up to stay alive!<br \/>\nCareful not to bash yourself!<\/p>\n<p>Zombies come to eat your Brains!<br \/>\nOne, Two, Three, Four,<br \/>\nBash them till your hand is sprained!<br \/>\nTill its sprained and then some more!<\/p>\n<p>Bash them strong, with all your might!<br \/>\nFive, Six, Seven, Eight,<br \/>\nBash them all throughout the night!<br \/>\nAin`t the sun a little late?<\/p>\n<p>Morning comes and brings the sun!<br \/>\nNine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve,<br \/>\nNo more Zombie bashing fun!<br \/>\nSo put that club back on the shelf!\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Zombie Bashing Song by Tamir Buchshtav Bash those Zombies, don\u2019t ask why! One, Two, Three, Four, Bash those Zombies till they die! Till they die and then some more!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":265,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}