{"id":292,"date":"2008-10-20T20:14:44","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T18:14:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/292"},"modified":"2008-10-20T20:14:44","modified_gmt":"2008-10-20T18:14:44","slug":"lighter-than-air","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/292","title":{"rendered":"Lighter than Air"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><strong>Lighter than Air<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Dedicated to everyone out there who knows how hard it is to get a decent bra.<br \/>\nTune: Catherine Faber's &quot;Song of the Stars&quot;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Some girls wear chain-mail and others wear brass,<br \/>\nLiving their life by their sword and their&#8230; sass.<br \/>\nBut I tell this lesson to all who might care:<br \/>\nWhile steel's fine for weapons, it doesn't make good underwear.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIt clings to your skin on those cold winter nights<br \/>\nDraws leers, not respect, from those warrior knights.<br \/>\nFor all you girls seeking a cool geeky man,<br \/>\nTry on my bras, and you'll be as sci-fi as you can!<\/p>\n<p>Gravity free helium padding,<br \/>\nWomanly curves, comfortably placed &#8212;<br \/>\nDid I mention it's good for your spine?<\/p>\n<p>It had scared my professors to see what I made,<br \/>\nBut I couldn't resist it for all they had said.<br \/>\nIt had no potential, it never could sell;<br \/>\nBut all of their warnings were shushed by the freedom's sweet bell.<\/p>\n<p>For I've seen women wearing contraptions so cruel<br \/>\nTorquemada would look like a pacifist fool.<br \/>\nInterfering with ladies' genetic design,<br \/>\nAnd I feel their pain, just as surely as once I felt mine.<\/p>\n<p>Gravity&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And now all you women can be free at last,<br \/>\nEarth's gravity being a thing of the past.<br \/>\nMy bras hold the secret to life free from care:<br \/>\nYou'll live in the clouds, your breasts floating, lighter than air. <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lighter than Air Dedicated to everyone out there who knows how hard it is to get a decent bra. Tune: Catherine Faber's &quot;Song of the Stars&quot; Some girls wear chain-mail and others wear brass, Living their life by their sword and their&#8230; sass. But I tell this lesson to all who might care: While steel's [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}