{"id":299,"date":"2008-10-20T20:23:19","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T18:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/299"},"modified":"2008-12-20T17:16:25","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T15:16:25","slug":"tshell-ma-belle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/299","title":{"rendered":"tShell, Ma Belle"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\"><strong>tShell, Ma Belle<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Wrote the following during a course about a real-time OS called VxWorks (NASA wrote the Mars Lander with it!). One of my fellow students started singing &quot;tShell, my belle&quot;, and I couldn't help but pick up the gauntlet.<br \/>\nTune: Beatles' &quot;Michelle, Ma Belle&quot;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>tShell, ma belle,<br \/>\nTurned my life into a living hell,<br \/>\nMy tShell.<\/p>\n<p>tShell, ma belle,<br \/>\nAll the other tasks are stuck on PEND,<br \/>\nmy tShell.<\/p>\n<p>I need to, I need to, I need to,<br \/>\nI need to get this done.<br \/>\nCan't think of silly puns;<br \/>\nUntil I do, my sanity will have to hold up.<\/p>\n<p>tShell, oh well &#8211;<br \/>\nNothing's working so I might as well<br \/>\nKill tShell.<\/p>\n<p>Reboot, you brute!<br \/>\nI know something rotten is afoot &#8211;<br \/>\nTo the root!<\/p>\n<p>I killed you, I killed you, I killed you,<br \/>\nAnd yet you wouldn't die.<br \/>\nI don't know how or why,<br \/>\nSo I will press the only key to which you deign to respond<br \/>\nMy tShell. <\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tShell, Ma Belle Wrote the following during a course about a real-time OS called VxWorks (NASA wrote the Mars Lander with it!). One of my fellow students started singing &quot;tShell, my belle&quot;, and I couldn't help but pick up the gauntlet. Tune: Beatles' &quot;Michelle, Ma Belle&quot; tShell, ma belle, Turned my life into a living [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,30],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":457,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}