{"id":326,"date":"2008-10-20T20:46:09","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T18:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=326"},"modified":"2008-12-20T18:08:14","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T16:08:14","slug":"non-sequitur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/326","title":{"rendered":"Non Sequitur"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\">\n<strong>Non Sequitur<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>TTTO &quot;Dragostea din tei&quot;, O-Zone (AKA numa numa yay)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Maya &#8211; here!<br \/>\nMaya &#8211; Who?<br \/>\nMaya &#8211; There!<br \/>\nMaya &#8211; Gandalf!<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nWhat's that?<br \/>\nA ring!<br \/>\nIt's evil, and it's gold.<br \/>\nIt must go &#8211;<br \/>\nA hobbit and his gardner to the rescue.<br \/>\nA ring, One ring,<br \/>\nTo bind and control<br \/>\nIn the dark<br \/>\nThere they must go,<br \/>\n'Cause the writer tells them so.<\/p>\n<p>Sam and Frodo &#8211;<br \/>\nHobbits save the day,<br \/>\nHobbits save the day,<br \/>\nHobbits always save the day!<br \/>\nTheir companions pave for them the way<br \/>\nAs they join the bloody fray<\/p>\n<p>It's there,<br \/>\nall there,<br \/>\nin myth,<br \/>\nand tales<br \/>\nOh, yes &#8211;<br \/>\nIt's good enough for Wagner, so why not?<br \/>\nA ring, one ring,<br \/>\nI think I heard this before.<br \/>\nQuests and games<br \/>\nAre all the same,<br \/>\nAnd the writers are to blame.<\/p>\n<p>Sam and Frodo &#8211;<br \/>\nHobbits save the day,<br \/>\nHobbits save the day,<br \/>\nHobbits save the bloody day!<br \/>\nTheir companions pave for them the way<br \/>\nOr at least that's what they say.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention Dumbledore is gay?<br \/>\nDumbledore is Gay?!<br \/>\nDumbledore is very gay!<br \/>\nIt's a fact that Dumbledore's a Fay,<br \/>\nI, myself, heard Rowling say!\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Non Sequitur TTTO &quot;Dragostea din tei&quot;, O-Zone (AKA numa numa yay) Maya &#8211; here! Maya &#8211; Who? Maya &#8211; There! Maya &#8211; Gandalf!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,54,44],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":499,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions\/499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}