{"id":423,"date":"2008-12-19T22:20:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-19T20:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=423"},"modified":"2008-12-19T22:20:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-19T20:20:01","slug":"what-a-helluva-way-to-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/423","title":{"rendered":"What a Helluva Way to Die"},"content":{"rendered":"
\nWhat a Helluva Way to Die<\/strong><\/p>\n

Based on "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah"<\/em><\/p>\n

He was just a rookie trooper, and he surely shook from fright
\nAs he checked all his equipment, and made sure his pack was tight
\nHe had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar,
\nYou ain't gonna jump no more.<\/p>\n

CHORUS:
\nGORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
\nGORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
\nGORY, GORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n
\n"Is everybody happy?", cried the sergeant, looking up,
\nOur Hero feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood him up,
\nHe leaped right out into the night, his static line unhooked,
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n(CHORUS)<\/p>\n

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
\nHe felt the wind, he felt the clouds, he felt the awful drop,
\nHe jerked his cord, the silk spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n(CHORUS)<\/p>\n

The days he's lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
\nHe thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind,
\nHe thought about the medics and wondered what they'd find,
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n(CHORUS)<\/p>\n

He plummeted to certain death, his heart was beating fast
\nHe knew this fight with gravity will surly be his last
\nThe ground was getting nearer when he saw he had a chance
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n(CHORUS)<\/p>\n

He crashed down with a scream upon a living mountain wall
\nSquishing down with all the force his free fall weight did store
\nThe hive queen didn't have a chance and all that's left was gore
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n(CHORUS)<\/p>\n

And now the bugs are rising and we know not what to do
\nFor though we killed first one of theirs, they killed a bunch here too
\nWe need to stop them here and now before they squish us flat
\nHE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!
\n(CHORUS)<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What a Helluva Way to Die Based on "Glory, Glory, Hallelujah" He was just a rookie trooper, and he surely shook from fright As he checked all his equipment, and made sure his pack was tight He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar, You ain't gonna jump no more. CHORUS: GORY, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":425,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/423\/revisions\/425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}