{"id":585,"date":"2009-07-29T21:55:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T19:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=585"},"modified":"2009-07-29T21:55:46","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T19:55:46","slug":"re-your-drains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/585","title":{"rendered":"Re: Your Drains"},"content":{"rendered":"
\nRe: Your Drains<\/strong><\/p>\n

to the tune of "Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton<\/em><\/p>\n

Hey you guys, it's Bob, from the plumbers down the street,
\nI'm replacing Mario today.
\nThings were going pretty well except that you're attacking me,
\nAnd I'm not getting hazard pay.
\nI think I'm being reasonable when I'm landing on your shell,
\nCause while I don't want to hurt you I don't see this ending well.
\nI don't want to be a jerk,
\nSo if you'd just let me work, really\u2026<\/p>\n

Chorus:
\nAll I want to do is fix your drains,
\nI'm not a fighting man, fire flowers ain't my style.
\nAll I want to do is fix your drains,
\nWhat do those mushroom mean? This could really take a while.
\nIf you stop attacking me, I'll just come inside and fix your drains.
\n<\/em>
\nI don't want to nitpick guys, but what are you fighting for?
\nDon't you know the princess isn't here?
\nThey say she's in another castle, maybe you should all go there and guard,
\nAnd let me get back to my beer.
\nI'm not surprised to see you guys protecting empty rooms,
\nThis is how you get from eating neon colored shrooms.
\nSo don't buy into this hype, just let me do some pipe fixin'…<\/p>\n

Chorus<\/em><\/p>\n

I'd like to help you guys, in clearing up your sink,
\nI don't appreciate the way you're all against me,
\nI'm just a plumber, there's no reason to get mad,
\nPlease don't get mad.<\/p>\n

Called my boss again today, maybe he could switch me out,
\nBut all I heard was static hiss.
\nMeanwhile I'll be picking up those gold coins that are lying on the floor,
\nWhy are you leaving them like this?
\nI know perhaps I shouldn't judge you, but I'm thinking still,
\nTurtles aren't really known for their strategic skills,
\nYou build pipes too wide, you see –
\nWhy is this one sucking me inwards\u2026<\/p>\n

chorus<\/em>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Re: Your Drains to the tune of "Re: Your Brains" by Jonathan Coulton Hey you guys, it's Bob, from the plumbers down the street, I'm replacing Mario today. Things were going pretty well except that you're attacking me, And I'm not getting hazard pay. I think I'm being reasonable when I'm landing on your shell, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,68,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":586,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/585\/revisions\/586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}