{"id":65,"date":"2008-10-20T17:51:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T15:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=65"},"modified":"2021-03-02T18:11:51","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T16:11:51","slug":"666-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/65","title":{"rendered":"666-Hell"},"content":{"rendered":"<div dir=\"ltr\" align=\"left\">By Tamir Buchshtav<br \/>\nBased on &quot;307 Ale&quot; By Tom Smith<br \/>\n<strong>666-HELL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There's many imps you'll raise, me lad, in basements dark and damp.<br \/>\nThere's horn-headed demons and hoof-legged fiends, and the bad old Devil himself.<br \/>\nThere's sacrifice and rituals and incense sharp or stale,<br \/>\nBut I think I'll say the fastest way is 666-HELL.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus:<br \/>\n666-HELL me lad, 666-HELL,<br \/>\nThe finest demons in the world are waiting for your spell.<br \/>\nYou can send them at your enemies, cast curses dark and fell,<br \/>\nJust take the phone and call us now, dial 666-HELL<\/em><!--more--><em>.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>It started down in the nether realms one lazy summer day,<br \/>\nWhen the Lord of Flies went to the Boss and had a thing to say,<br \/>\n\u201cWhy don\u2019t we make it easier to summon fiends to earth?<br \/>\nOld fashioned rituals are fine, but aren\u2019t known for stealth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>Chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The Devil took a while to think, then saw that he was right,<br \/>\nMuch easier to gain more souls and spread unholy blight,<br \/>\nIt took a while to find a scheme to make it tame and fast,<br \/>\nThen they took a phone and hooked it up, and now it\u2019s here at last.<\/p>\n<p>Chorus<\/p>\n<p>In yellow pages now it shows, as clear as black on white,<br \/>\nAnd raising fiends is a piece of cake for anyone with sight,<br \/>\nIt\u2019s hell on earth, Armageddon, damnation far and wide,<br \/>\nWith summoners on every street not bothering to hide.<\/p>\n<p><em>Chorus<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s many imps you\u2019ll raise me lad, reliably and fast,<br \/>\nWith the end of days approaching us, you\u2019ll get your share at last,<br \/>\nJust take the phone and call the fiends, make sure you\u2019re in the game,<br \/>\nAnd if you don\u2019t turn evil now, you\u2019ve just yourself to blame!<\/p>\n<p>666-HELL me lad, 666-HELL,<br \/>\nThe finest demons in the world are waiting for your spell,<br \/>\nYou can send them at your enemies, cast curses dark and fell,<br \/>\nYou can raise a fiend in record time, you don\u2019t even have to chant and rhyme,<br \/>\nJust take a phone, insert a dime, dial 666-HELL!\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Tamir Buchshtav Based on &quot;307 Ale&quot; By Tom Smith 666-HELL There's many imps you'll raise, me lad, in basements dark and damp. There's horn-headed demons and hoof-legged fiends, and the bad old Devil himself. There's sacrifice and rituals and incense sharp or stale, But I think I'll say the fastest way is 666-HELL. Chorus: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131,37,13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":475,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/475"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}