{"id":67,"date":"2008-10-20T17:54:17","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T15:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=67"},"modified":"2021-03-02T18:12:15","modified_gmt":"2021-03-02T16:12:15","slug":"archetype-cafe-%e2%80%93-after-hours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/67","title":{"rendered":"Archetype Caf\u00e9 \u2013 After Hours"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n

by Tamir Buchshtav
\nbased on "Archetype Caf\u00e9", by Talis Kimberley<\/p>\n

Archetype Caf\u00e9 \u2013 After Hours<\/strong><\/p>\n

Crafty old Set said to Satan the Horned
\nWhen they happened to meet in the middle
\n\u201cMy friend I don\u2019t blame you for starting that war,
\nFor you never should play second fiddle\u201d
\nSatan replied, in his thundering voice
\n\u201cTelling Michael was folly, in hindsight\u201d
\nAnd the Evil Divinities\u2019 Brotherhood meets
\nDown Archetype Caf\u00e9 at midnight.<\/p>\n

Ahriman said, to the kingslaying Set,
\n\u201cThe deserts are spreading, my brother\u201d
\nThen went on to say, in annoying detail
\nHow he planned to make everyone suffer
\nHati and Skoll fought Rahi and Apep
\nOver who would devour the sunlight
\nAnd the Evil Divinities\u2019 Brotherhood meets,
\nDown Archetype Caf\u00e9 at midnight<\/p>\n

And the black giant Surt chaired the meeting,
\nGesturing wide with his great flaming blade
\nHe claimed that the difference that stood between evil and good
\nWas in who wrote the songs in the end
\nFor they\u2019ll tell you Cernunnos is Satan
\nThey\u2019ll tell you that Set killed Osiris from hate
\nThey\u2019ll show you a line in a scroll
\nAbout Lucifer\u2019s fall
\nAnd of Loki imprisoned and chained.<\/p>\n

Cthulhu stayed near the espresso machine,
\nFor he always had trouble with waking
\nBlack Lilith was braiding Lamashtu\u2019s dark hair
\nWhile the Great Old One\u2019s talons were shaking
\nIblis held court for his numerous jinn
\nSurt and Ahriman started a sword fight
\nAnd the Evil Divinities\u2019 Brotherhood meets,
\nDown Archetype Caf\u00e9 at midnight<\/p>\n

And when Surtur the Black thanked the speakers,
\nThe challenges rang from the floor
\n\u201cWe know that we lost to our enemies ages ago
\nAnd we\u2019ll stay villains eons and more!\u201d
\nFor they\u2019ll tell you that Set killed Osiris
\nCthulhu devours, and Ahriman kills
\nThey\u2019ll tell you that Kali is vengeance,
\nIblis the Devil, and Lilith his consort in sin<\/p>\n

They\u2019ll tell you that Fenrir eats Odin, Apep eats the sun
\nCthulhu waits dreaming and Loki\u2019s just fun
\nAnd the Evil Divinities Brotherhood stands
\nGainst the lies of the gods and the sheep that are men
\nBut if I knew where Archetype Caf\u00e9 was now,
\nI still wouldn\u2019t go there at midnight.\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Tamir Buchshtav based on "Archetype Caf\u00e9", by Talis Kimberley Archetype Caf\u00e9 \u2013 After Hours Crafty old Set said to Satan the Horned When they happened to meet in the middle \u201cMy friend I don\u2019t blame you for starting that war, For you never should play second fiddle\u201d Satan replied, in his thundering voice \u201cTelling […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[131,37,13],"tags":[8],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":479,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions\/479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}