{"id":80,"date":"2008-10-20T18:00:16","date_gmt":"2008-10-20T16:00:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/?p=80"},"modified":"2008-12-20T18:04:47","modified_gmt":"2008-12-20T16:04:47","slug":"batman-bagins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/archives\/80","title":{"rendered":"Batman Bagins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Batman bagins<\/strong><br \/>\nby Tamir Buchshtav<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It happened in the shire,<br \/>\n'Twas quite a sight to see,<br \/>\nWhen Golum fell pierced through the heart<br \/>\nBy a bat shaped throwing star<!--more-->.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">A hobbit wearing latex,<br \/>\nSwooped down on the nazgul,<br \/>\nHe drop kicked orcs into the chasm,<br \/>\nHe really was quite cool.<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nChorus:<br \/>\nHis name was Batman Bagins,<br \/>\n'Twas quite a sight to see,<br \/>\nI don't know what he's doing here,<br \/>\nNor how he came to be.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The fellowship was broken,<br \/>\nThere really was no need,<br \/>\nFor nine to go upon a quest,<br \/>\nWhen one could do the deed.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">He quickly reached lava,<br \/>\nHis will could not be bent,<br \/>\nHe threw the ring, no second thoughts,<br \/>\nAnd piece reigned through the land.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><em>chorus<br \/>\nHis name was Batman Bagins,<br \/>\n'Twas quite a sight to see,<br \/>\nI don't know how he got here but<br \/>\nHe's good enough for me.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Batman bagins by Tamir Buchshtav It happened in the shire, 'Twas quite a sight to see, When Golum fell pierced through the heart By a bat shaped throwing star<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[35,44,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":496,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fuzzy-fish.com\/wordpress-he\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}