By: Tamir Buchshtav
Ttto: Waltzing Matilda by Banjo Paterson
Once a fanfic writer posted on the internet,
Properly tagged in the A-O-Three.
And they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters,
"Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?"
Torture my blorbo,
Torture my blorbo,
Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?
And they sang as they watched and waited for the commenters,
Who'll come a-torture my blorbo with me?
Down came a reader to like what was posted there,
Up jumped the writer and grabbed with glee.
And they sang as they preened and posted chapter eighty-four,
"You'll come a-torture my blorbo with me!"
Torture my blorbo…
Up rode another to write a coffee shop AU,
Still with that blorbo who could not flee
"Where comes that blorbo, I hadn't read the origin?"
"Still, come a-torture my blorbo with me!"
Torture my blorbo…
Then a discord server popped up a community,
Filled up with fangirls all going squee!
And they sang as they sat and chattered on the internet,
All come a-torture the blorbo with me!
Torture my blorbo…