By: Tamir Buchshtav
ttto: Little Fuzzy Animals by Frank Hayes
When you come into our office, you may not find much to see
There are cubicles with tiny space, in each one a PC
There are frontend coders in the halls, a fancy UI team
And there's senior backend programmers who write in VIM!
And there's senior backend programmers
senior backend programmers
senior backend programmers who write in VIM!
Now, not all of the developers know object from a var
For the frontenders can't tell if its a float or its a char
And the UI team will talk about the color of the key
But the senior backend programmers will talk in C
Yes there's senior backend programmers
senior backend programmers
senior backend programmers who write in C!
When night comes to the office, and the lights are turning down
The developers above go home, their day is fin'lly done
It's so quiet and so darkened that you'll never know they lurk
That the senior backend programmers are still at work
Yes there's senior backend programmers
senior backend programmers
senior backend programmers are still at work!
When you go into the office now, you'll know what all is plain
There are leagues of decent programmers, and staff that's pretty sane
But for all the backend programmers, you know to run and fast
Run away before the backend guys can teach you Rust!
Run away before the backend guys,
Quick before the backend guys
Quick before the backend guys can teach you Rust!