Fuzzy Fish

Batman bagins
by Tamir Buchshtav

It happened in the shire,
'Twas quite a sight to see,
When Golum fell pierced through the heart
By a bat shaped throwing star.

A hobbit wearing latex,
Swooped down on the nazgul,
He drop kicked orcs into the chasm,
He really was quite cool.

Chorus:
His name was Batman Bagins,
'Twas quite a sight to see,
I don't know what he's doing here,
Nor how he came to be.

The fellowship was broken,
There really was no need,
For nine to go upon a quest,
When one could do the deed.

He quickly reached lava,
His will could not be bent,
He threw the ring, no second thoughts,
And piece reigned through the land.

chorus
His name was Batman Bagins,
'Twas quite a sight to see,
I don't know how he got here but
He's good enough for me.