מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
מאת Paul Simon

,The problem is all inside your tube
.She said to me
,The answer is simple if you
.Take it logically
,I'd like to use the hood today
,So can't you see
There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer

She said it's really not my duty
.To instruct
Furthermore, I hope my helping
.Won't repeat after this act
,But I'll repeat myself
.At the hope you'll get this fact
,There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer

,You just stir it with glass, Gus
,Shake it again, Blain
,Drop in a mag, Doug
.And let it stir free
,Set it to heat, Kit
,You don't need to dilute it
,Set it down on a plate, Nate
.And let it stir free

She said it's clear the concentration
.Is too high
And I believe precipitation of the salt
.Must now be nigh
,I said I appreciate that
,And would you please explain
.About the fifty ways

She said why don't you just
.Try heating in the stove
,And I believe in an hour
.Your reagents will dissolve
,And then she left me
,And I realized my problem now is solved
There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer
.Fifty ways to mix your buffer

,You just stir it with glass, Gus
,Shake it again, Blain
,Drop in a mag, Doug
.And let it stir free
,Set it to heat, Kit
,You don't need to dilute it
,Set it down on a plate, Nate
.And let it stir free