Fuzzy Fish

TTTO "Never Set the Cat on Fire" by Frank Hayes

Never trust a sleeping dragon; He’ll give you cause to rue it
His lies and schemes will see you dead; you surely won't enjoy it
Likewise do not embrace the Corps
Or orks or elves or even dwarves
And never trust a sleeping dragon

And mind your backside, conserve your ammo as required
And never trust a sleeping dragon

(Don't…don't. Just don't.)

Don't place your trust in Mr.J; he’s always sure to cross you
The bottom line is all to him; he never will befriend you
And though you think your life's a bore,
You’d best pay heed to ancient lore
Don't place your trust in Mr.J

And mind your backside, conserve your ammo as required
And never trust a sleeping dragon

Don't fool around with hacker’s data; someone's sure to see ya
You know the hacker's view of that: a very bad idea
You’ll never see him lurking there
He’ll take your SIN and take your share
Don't fool around with hacker’s data

And mind your backside, conserve your ammo as required
And never trust a sleeping dragon

Don't start an all out corporate war; it has no helpful uses
As people ask you 'what's it for?', you'll only make excuses
As no organics walk this earth,
A.I’s will cheer and claim new turf!
Don't start an all out corporate war

And mind your backside, conserve your ammo as required
And never trust a sleeping dragon
And mind your backside, conserve your ammo as required…(don’t forget to shoot straight too)
And never trust a sleeping dragon