Therapy
Tune: "Yesterday", the Beatles. Alas.

Therapy
Oh my God I need some therapy
It's the only recourse left to me
I need some heavy therapy

Such a song
Didn't know a song could get so wrong
Anatomy where it don't belong
In therapy I'll be for long

Oh, my suff'ring brain,
What's it ever done to you?
I'm so deep in pain
Only one thing left to do-o-o-o…

Therapy
You'll be paying for my therapy!
Oh that this must be my destiny
That filk drove me
To therapy