Total Eclipse of the Dice
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Natural twenty but you know it cannot last,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Series of sixes but it's never what I need,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Feeling that there's someone laughing loudly at me,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Dice result so lousy that never can believe it is true,
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
Chorus:
And I need a six tonight,
And I need it more then ever,
And if I'll only get a five,
I'll be thankful till forever,
And I'll only be rolling a two,
Cause I'll never roll high,
Forever I'll get low rolls till the end of all time,
My rolls are all so lousy, not one ten or one nine,
I don't know what to do; I'm always rolling low,
My dice all seem to hate me and I can't land a blow,
I really need six tonight,
A high roll just for once tonight,
A high roll just for once tonight,
Once upon a time I got sixes and fives,
Now I can't hit rabbits and mice,
There's nothing I can do,
A total eclipse of the dice.
Once upon a time there were tens in my life,
Now there's only ones in my eyes,
There's nothing I can say,
A total eclipse of the dice.
Roll the dice, every now and then I know I'll
Never get that Paladin I wanted to play,
Roll the dice, every now and then I know I'll
Never hit that dragon if I tried till I'm dead,
Roll the dice, every now and then I know I'll
Always get a one when rolling critical hits,
Roll the dice, every now and then I know I'll
Always get the low roll when I'm aiming for high,
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
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