Fuzzy Fish

The Westeros Blues
Tune: "Butterbug Blues", by Echo's Children

I conquered this kingdom, my life was just fine
My wife she is gorgeous and my children are…mine!
Her brother is friendly but I'm missing the clues
I've got the
Wife is a devil-spawn, siblings are getting on
Puppet king blues

We always expected to be in this place
The Iron Throne calls and we prepare for the race
Now we're gonna die and martin's tightened the screws
We've got the kings that are clashing and kingdoms that's smashing up
Westeros blues

The last of the dragons with violet eyes
So what if the stories of my father are lies
It's madness or greatness and I won't get to choose
I've got the
Fireborn passion, away from the action
Targaryen blues

We always expected to be in this place…

I've come to King's Landing, despite of my fears
'Cause winter is coming as I've told you for years
My best friend won't listen and my honor's at stake
Now I'm stuck in a cell and I never will tell
That the heir is a fake

We always expected to be in this place…

I reached pretty highly, although I'm not tall
Too bad I'm the only one for saving them all
My family hates my, but I'm not gonna lose
I've got the
Hand of the bloody king, must I do everything
Writer's pet blues

We always expected to be in this place…

I wanted the Night's Watch, for honor and fame
I'm stiff bloody frozen but away from the game
The Wildlings are coming but they're hot in the cold
Now I'm outside the wall and I'm risking it all and-
"You know nothing, Jon Snow!"

We always expected to be in this place…

We're all Martin's women, we all want to rule
The kingdom is vicious and our husbends are fools
We try what we can and yet our hearts fill with dread
Because in the game of kings women are just one thing-
Ugly, married or dead!

We always expected to be in this place…