Heroes in Denial
Tune: "Strangers in the Night" — Frank Sinatra

Heroes in denial, not really coping
Trying for denial, and really hoping
Luck would help us out
Although we’re not sure how

Didn't know the odds that we’d be fighting
Used to think adventure was exciting,
This is gonna hurt…
Could we just go home now?

Heroes in denial, we're not the type to fight
We're heroes in denial
Destined but not too bright
Said that we won’t go
Little did we know
Prophecies are always true
There’s damn well nothing you can do, and –

Trying to deny our stupid mission
Trying not to die, upset and bitching
This could take a while
For heroes in denial