By: Tamir Buchshtav
ttto: Ben Has no Cookie by Heather Dale
Kermit is a muppet – and he's a weirdo
Sam is a muppet – but he is sane
Sam is a muppet – he thinks we're weirdos
!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam
Da-da-da-da-da
Gonzo has a chicken – a clucking chicken
Gonzo has a chicken – that makes him weird
Chef takes his chicken – he wants to cook her
!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam
Bunsen's doing science – ’cause he's a weirdo
Bunsen's doing science – and things go boom!
Beaker's being science – ’cause he's a weirdo
!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam
Waldorf has a headache, ’cause we're not funny
Sam tries to help him, ’cause Waldorf's sad
Now Waldorf moans to Stettler, ’cause Sam is noisy
!Now everyone's a weirdo, including Sam
"!No I'm not"
Da-da-da-da-da
!Everyone's a weirdo, except for Sam
?Hey, where's my clucking chicken