Fuzzy Fish

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Girls Just Wanna Have Fun של Cindy Lauper

The phone rings in the middle of the night
"?My partner asks "can you check the kid is all right
,It's dark outside"
"You know I can't see the son
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

,I wake up in the morning light
"?My daughter says "When you gonna stop the bad jokes
.Oh, daughter dear
I'm pink, I'll never be dun
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

That's all the really want, make puns
When the tail is told and spun
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns
Oh dads, they wanna make, they just wanna, they just wanna

.Dads, they wanna make puns
Dads, they wanna make

Somebody tells a terrible joke
And make everyone in the entire house groan
?Why beer cans jump"
"They're full of hops like a bun
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

To the tune of "Nuts from the Hazel Tree" by Echo's Children

Recording from OVFF 2019

When I was young I used to look for fanfic on the net
Geocities, long disclaimers, terms that I forget
Browsing with a mighty greed
Now we can fulfil our need
n00b and BNF both read
Smut on the AO3

Websites, they take away
Fic in fandoms small and random.
Now our gay fanfic stays!
Smut on the AO3

I used to post on FF.N, but then they banned my fic.
LJ had the Strikethru and cut writers to the quick.
We’re no longer here alone
With the Archive of Our Own
We can write how werewolves bone
Smut on the AO3

Advertizers pay good cash for websites with good hits.
Free sites sell your information, every single bit.
For the servers we must pay.
If you can, donate today!
Let nobody take away
Smut on the AO3

I come to feast my eyes upon the wealth of written word
Now and then a vid is viewed, or podfics can be heard
Everybody now can give
Work that is transformative
Where in peace our slash can live –
Smut on the AO3