Fuzzy Fish

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: The Way מאת Fastball

,They entered the car
,And they started driving
.They plain forgot the phone at home that day
,An exit to eternal back street rumbling
?But why were they driving without ever turning on Waze

,"They put it on "drive
,Got out of the parking
.Their destination not a far off place
,They met the jam ahead
,With no one moving
?Why were they driving without ever turning on Waze

,Anyone can see the street that they've entered a solid block
,And it's never moving
.They won't get to work
,They'll never get past it
.They'll never get to the store
,You can hear their carhorn echoing off the swerve
,They won't make it home
.Till a quarter past twelve
,They were in a hurry
.They didn't know what's in store, in store

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מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Girls Just Wanna Have Fun של Cindy Lauper

The phone rings in the middle of the night
"?My partner asks "can you check the kid is all right
,It's dark outside"
"You know I can't see the son
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

,I wake up in the morning light
"?My daughter says "When you gonna stop the bad jokes
.Oh, daughter dear
I'm pink, I'll never be dun
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

That's all the really want, make puns
When the tail is told and spun
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns
Oh dads, they wanna make, they just wanna, they just wanna

.Dads, they wanna make puns
Dads, they wanna make

Somebody tells a terrible joke
And make everyone in the entire house groan
?Why beer cans jump"
"They're full of hops like a bun
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Serenade From the Stars של Steve Miller Band

,Did you clear the room
?Is the mess all around you
?Did you clean the dishes
.I'm overwhelmed by the chores

,Get up, get up
,Get up and make the coffee
.We're half alseep, and there's work to be done

Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Ah-ah

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