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Gimme Gimme Gimme (Vaccines in the Bicep)

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת  Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) של ABBA

,Half past twelve
,And I'm having a meeting in my flat all alone
.And we talk all day and still I'm on my own
,Automn winds
,Blowing outside my window as I sit in my room
.And the only way to see you is by Zoom

,There is a plague out there
.No one to hear my prayer

,Gimme, gimme, gimme vaccines in the bicep
.Won't somebody help me chase the COVID away
,Gimme, gimme, gimme vaccines in the bicep
.Take us through the darkness to the break of the day

המשך…

Flatten the Curve

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Flatten the Grass של Echo's Children

,I find in the morning three times out of ten
,A case of Corona’s been spotted again
,He hasn’t returned from Beijing or from Rome
.A decade has passed since he’d traveled from home
,I’m a young lady of savvy and STEM
,There isn’t that much I don’t know about germs
,How Koch set criteria, how Gram makes it stain
.I pester the grownups until they explain

,Flatten the curve, flatten the curve
?Why are we trying to flatten the curve
,Flatten the curve, flatten the curve
?Why are we trying to flatten the curve

המשך…

(Fifty Ways (To Mix Your Buffer

יום שני, אפריל 29th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
מאת Paul Simon

,The problem is all inside your tube
.She said to me
,The answer is simple if you
.Take it logically
,I'd like to use the hood today
,So can't you see
There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer

She said it's really not my duty
.To instruct
Furthermore, I hope my helping
.Won't repeat after this act
,But I'll repeat myself
.At the hope you'll get this fact
,There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer

,You just stir it with glass, Gus
,Shake it again, Blain
,Drop in a mag, Doug
.And let it stir free
,Set it to heat, Kit
,You don't need to dilute it
,Set it down on a plate, Nate
.And let it stir free

המשך…

Diggy Diggy Spice

יום שני, אפריל 29th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Diggy Diggy Hole מאת The Yogscast

!Brothers of the sierch rejoice
.Run, run from the storm
!Raise your hook and raise your voice
.Call, call, call the worm
,Deep and deep into the sand
?Who knows what lies in this land
,Monsters, fremen, Spice and more
.Hidden in the desert store

.Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
.Raised on the rock, the safety of our mountain home
,Skin hid in layers, grit in our bones
,To dig and dig makes us free
!Come on brothers sing with me

,I am a Paul and I'm digging a Spice
.Diggy, diggy Spice, diggy, diggy Spice
,I am a Paul and I'm digging a Spice
.Diggy, diggy Spice, diggy, diggy Spice

המשך…

The Waze

יום שני, אפריל 29th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: The Way מאת Fastball

,They entered the car
,And they started driving
.They plain forgot the phone at home that day
,An exit to eternal back street rumbling
?But why were they driving without ever turning on Waze

,"They put it on "drive
,Got out of the parking
.Their destination not a far off place
,They met the jam ahead
,With no one moving
?Why were they driving without ever turning on Waze

,Anyone can see the street that they've entered a solid block
,And it's never moving
.They won't get to work
,They'll never get past it
.They'll never get to the store
,You can hear their carhorn echoing off the swerve
,They won't make it home
.Till a quarter past twelve
,They were in a hurry
.They didn't know what's in store, in store

המשך…

Darth Vader

יום ראשון, אפריל 28th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Ma Baker של להקת Boney M

,He was the meanest Sith
.Across the kessel run
,He was the meanest Sith
.He blew up Alderaan
,He had no limbs at all
.No no no limbs at all
,He was the meanest Sith
.His heart was broken clean
,He left his children flat
.For he was part machine

(Da-Da-Da-Da)
!Darth Vader! Abandoned his son
(Da-Da-Da-Da)
!Darth Vader! He killed Obi-Wan
(Da-Da-Da-Da)
!Darth Vader! Forgot how to cry
(Da-Da-Da-Da)
!Darth Vader, but he knew how to diiiiiie

המשך…

ג'וני בידוד

יום ראשון, אפריל 28th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Johnny B. Good של Chuck Berry

עמוק בתל אביב, שם בפלורנטין
בינות צלילי גיטרה לקול מואזין
היה חדרון קטן שגגו דולף
ישב לו שם ג'וני ואפו נוטף
היה לו חום גבוה וראשו כאב
תפסה אותו קורונה, מה עושים עכשיו?

שב, שב
שב ג'וני, שב, שב
שב ג'וני, שב, שב
שב ג'וני, שב, שב
שב ג'וני, שב, שב
ג'וני בידוד

המשך…

Dads just wanna make puns

יום ראשון, אפריל 28th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Girls Just Wanna Have Fun של Cindy Lauper

The phone rings in the middle of the night
"?My partner asks "can you check the kid is all right
,It's dark outside"
"You know I can't see the son
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

,I wake up in the morning light
"?My daughter says "When you gonna stop the bad jokes
.Oh, daughter dear
I'm pink, I'll never be dun
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

That's all the really want, make puns
When the tail is told and spun
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns
Oh dads, they wanna make, they just wanna, they just wanna

.Dads, they wanna make puns
Dads, they wanna make

Somebody tells a terrible joke
And make everyone in the entire house groan
?Why beer cans jump"
"They're full of hops like a bun
.And dads, they wanna make pu-uns
.Oh dads, they wanna make puns

Overwhelmed by the Chores

יום ראשון, אפריל 28th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Serenade From the Stars של Steve Miller Band

,Did you clear the room
?Is the mess all around you
?Did you clean the dishes
.I'm overwhelmed by the chores

,Get up, get up
,Get up and make the coffee
.We're half alseep, and there's work to be done

Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh
Ah-ah

המשך…

Poor Impulse Control

יום שלישי, אפריל 13th, 2021

TTTO "rich fantasy lives" by Tom Smith and Rob Balder:

That guy in the store,
Buying yarn by the score
With a fever that I think that we know
With his hunched look of guilt;
There's a half-finished quilt
In his bag, and three skeins of merino.

As he unpacks his order,
Which he can't afford,
He'll sigh, feeling worn and defeated.
And the walls of the room
Strain to hold spindles, looms,
And projects that won't be completed

Poor impulse control
When fiber craft calls, he is held in its thrall.
Half-finished tapestries, unravelled shawls,
Speak of poor impulse control.

The QA you hear frown
From three cubicles down
Has scrolled now for two solid hours
She tried not to be grabbed –
But a (1) in the tab
Is holding her under its power.

It sings her a song
Of some guy who is wrong
On the net and must now be corrected.
She will close the tab, then
Have it open again
In a span of time barely detected.

Poor impulse control
She tries not to fall into feeding the trolls.
Her emails unread while the net takes its toll
Of her poor impulse control.

We do what we can
But whatever we plan
There's nothing but chaos behind it
The brains we have got
More often than not
Will grab onto joy where they find it

So don't be unkind
To your struggling mind;
Work with what you have, not against it.
Take care of yourselves
And make room on your shelves
For the days when your resolve is tested…

Poor impulse control
We need to feel whole in our spirit and soul
And sometimes that means extra cinnamon rolls
Poor impulse control