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Angel

שבת, אוגוסט 24th, 2024

By: Tamir Buchshtav
TTTo: Angie by the Rolling Stones

 

Angel, Angel
?When will the powers disappear
Angel, Angel
?Where are you going from here
With the Heavens calling down
And the demons back in town
It was us against the world
Angel, Angel
You can't leave me in the cold

Angel, you're wonderful, yeah
And I don't want to say goodbye
Angel, You're my rival
Remember all those plots we've tried
On this Earth we roamed so far
Watching mortal, beast and star
All the plans we've worked to stir
Angel, Angel
?Where are you going from here

Oh, Angel, I don't weep
Though my heart begins to rip
Won't spoil that hope within your eyes
But Angel, Angel
I don't want to say goodbye, yeah

With the Heavens calling down
And the demons back in town
It was us against the world
Angel, you're my partner, Angel
E'en the end of days together foiled
You are the one who understood me most
We've got plans yet to uphold
Angel, Angel
It was good to be on earth
Angel, Angel
You can't leave me in the cold

Battle Hymn of Housecleaning

יום שלישי, אוגוסט 20th, 2024

By: Leora Hadas, Dana Katz-Buchshtav, Tamir Buchshtav
TTTO: Battle Hymn of the Republic by  Julia Ward Howe

My eyes have seen the glory of the washing of the floor,
Though it seems a never-ending and a frankly thankless chore,
But all life is fighting chaos – and I'm equal to this war,
And my house will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And my house will be clean!
My sink is very full, and yet my spirit will not numb!
For every dish is evidence of food now in my tum.
I wash my plates and dream of the delicious meals to come,
And my house will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And my house will be clean!
Throwing out the bio-trash is not fun in the least,
But it will turn to compost, soil fertility increased,
Upon the leavings from my meal, the worms shall have a feast,
and my house will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And my house will be clean!
the basket of the laundry overflows with dirty clothes,
It has spilt unto the ground and now the floor no longer shows,
But I'll wash the pile today – now I have took it as an oath,
And my house will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And my house will be clean!
Though an evil little creature reigns with terror in my flat,
Though I gather up her traces everywhere she's stood and sat,
Though I have enough of kitty hair to make another cat –
Still my house will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And my house will be clean!
Outside the house it's August and the sun is burning bright
I have walked towards the super and my sweat reflects the light
Though my tank of spoons is empty, I will shower 'er the night
And I, too, will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And I, too, will be clean!
Though the universe is marching to disorder and decay,
Every living being defies it in their own mirac'lous way,
All of life is fighting chaos – and I'll score a win today!
For my house will be clean!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy!
All of life is fighting entropy –
And my house will be clean!

השטן ירד לנס ציונה

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת The Devil Went Down to Georgia של Charles Daniels Band

השטן ירד לנס ציונה, כי היו לו בעיות,
יש לו בן זקונים, בן אלפי שנים, אבל אין לו בגרויות.

הוא פגש מורה להיסטוריה שפסח עליו קידום,
והשטן קפץ, לסלון פרץ,
ואמר "הצ'י שלך חסום!
"יש מעצור בצ'אקרות, אני חש במועקה,
אז רק תקשיב, ואל תשיב, בוא נעשה עיסקה.
אתה מורה די טוב בחור,
המנהלת הזאת היא שטות.
בלי שום דיחוי, נסדר מינוי,
אם ילדי יעבור בגרות."

המורה אמר "שמי יוני, וזה אולי חלום,
אני אולי הוזה, אבל תביא חוזה,
אני רוצה לנהל היום!"

יוני כתוב מערכים, עבוד קשה מאוד,
כי בנץ בנס ציונה, והוא לא רוצה ללמוד!
ואם בגרות יצליח, הניהול בעתידך,
אם ייכשל, תאבד גם נשמתך!

Lady Medusa

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Lady Madonna של The Beatles

Lady Medusa, statues at your feet,
Wonder when the whole set will be complete.
Which foolish hero will be coming soon,
Will the hero get there before it's noon.

Friday knight arrives all wearing armor,
Sunday healer dressed just like a nun,
Monday's rogue has learned you've got some treasure,
See how they run…

Lady Medusa, sitting in your lair,
There's so many heroes that you just don't care.
See how they run…

Lady Medusa lying on the bed,
Listen to the serpents playing on your head.

Tuesday there's an onslaught never ending,
Wednesday morning endless warriors come,
Thursday night you eyelids needed resting,
See how they run…

Lady Medusa, statues at your feet,
Wonder when the whole set will be complete.

Helium's Inert

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת (ותשובה ישירה ל) Hydrogen Burns של Cat Faber

Get off your high horse, you've got no need to preach,
It's no longer true what you're trying to teach,
Every new deckhand you ask will assert,
Airships are safer, ’cause helium's inert!

Helium's inert; we've revised all the codes,
It doesn't ignite, and it never explodes.
Progress keeps marching, let this part sink in,
Flying's less likely to cost you your skin!

המשך…

Troll

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Toy של נטע ברזילי

Grunt, ouch, smash, hm, bah
Grunt, ouch, smash, hm, bah
Grunt, ouch, smash, hm, bah
Grunt, ouch, smash, hm, bah
Grunt, ouch, smash, hm, bah
Grunt, ouch, smash, hm, bah

Look at me, I'm a terrible creature,
I don't care about your kings or your preachers,
Pay the toll, on this bridge, or I'll eat ya.
Pam pam pa hoo, prram pam pa hoo,
Hey, I think you're forgetting to pay,
Don't think I'll be going away,
I'm here on this bridge and I'll stay, hey, hey, hey.
Hey! I'm telling you you shall not pass!
I've had it with all of your sass,
You think gold comes out of my ass?

Knights and soldiers don't you ever forget,
I'm a living rock you're gonna regret!
I'm a rumble-mhm-grunt-mhm-rumble-grunt-hmm troll
Grumble-mhm-grunt-mhm-grumble
You'll pay the grumble-mhm-grunt-mhm-grunt-mhm-grunt-mhm-grunt-mhm
I am a troll (I'm a troll)!
So pay the toll (pay the toll)!
I'll take you down now, I bet you're crunchy,
Munching with my teeth to the huma-grindy beat,
Pay your toll (Rumblegrunt, rumblegrunt)!
(Rumblegrunt, rumblegrunt)

המשך…

The Sacred Timeline

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Copacabana של בארי מנילו

His name was Loki, he was from Asgard,
Trying hard to change his fate, Looking at an open gate.
He saw the agents, and he was captured,
And while he tried to talk his way,
Mobius wouldn't let him play.
Across the TVA, he had to save the day,
There were deaths, and there was chaos,
Hunter turned to prey.

At the sacred, the sacred timeline,
The only world that was allowed-line.
At the sacred, the sacred timeline,
Changing the present was never so pleasant,
At the sacred, who is in charge?

Her name was Sylvie, she was a Loki,
With yellow horns upon her head, and an urge to see them dead.
Her plan was perfect, it took her ages,
But Loki came a bit too soon,
They nearly caught a falling moon.
And then the agents came, the Keepers lost their fame,
There was figthing, there was pruning,
But just what who's to blame?

Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
The only world that was allowed-line.
Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
Changing the present was never so pleasant.
At the sacred, No one's in charge?

Their name was Loki, they were an army,
But that just lasted for a day, they're all just waiting to betray.
Now there's just five left, and one's a gator,
Charging at the angry cloud,
Trying to pierce the final shroud.
And though their time was scant, they managed to enchant,
There's a door, and there's a mansion.
Now it's time to hunt!

Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
The only world that was allowed-line.
Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
Changing the present was never so pleasant,
At the sacred, it's time to charge!

Sixteen Sheep

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Sixteen Tons של Tennessee Ernie Ford

,Some people say a kid should easily sleep
,This poor kid's time is spend counting the sheep
,Counting the sheep, over my head
.One by one till I've counted the herd

?You count sixteen sheep, and what do you get
.The last one lingers, and hadn't gone yet
"!I whisper "Yo sheepie! my count I must keep
.That sixteenth sheep always sends me to sleep

המשך…

Girls Just Wanna Eat Brains

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Girls Just Wanna Have Fun של Cindy Lauper

,I wake up in the early night
?My master says when you gonna have some dark might
,Oh master dear we're not the living again
!And girls they wanna eat brain
!Oh girsl just wanna eat brain

,I slow down with the dawning of the light
?The dark one yells how you gonna take some more life
,Oh darky dear you know your war is in vain
!And girls they wanna eat brain
!Oh girsl just wanna eat brain

,That's all they want
,Some brain
,When the lurching day is done
!Oh girls they wanna eat brain
!Oh girls just wanna eat brain

המשך…

Gimme Gimme Gimme (Vaccines in the Bicep)

יום חמישי, מאי 16th, 2024

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת  Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) של ABBA

,Half past twelve
,And I'm having a meeting in my flat all alone
.And we talk all day and still I'm on my own
,Automn winds
,Blowing outside my window as I sit in my room
.And the only way to see you is by Zoom

,There is a plague out there
.No one to hear my prayer

,Gimme, gimme, gimme vaccines in the bicep
.Won't somebody help me chase the COVID away
,Gimme, gimme, gimme vaccines in the bicep
.Take us through the darkness to the break of the day

המשך…