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The Sacred Timeline

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Copacabana של בארי מנילו

His name was Loki, he was from Asgard,
Trying hard to change his fate, Looking at an open gate.
He saw the agents, and he was captured,
And while he tried to talk his way,
Mobius wouldn't let him play.
Across the TVA, he had to save the day,
There were deaths, and there was chaos,
Hunter turned to prey.

At the sacred, the sacred timeline,
The only world that was allowed-line.
At the sacred, the sacred timeline,
Changing the present was never so pleasant,
At the sacred, who is in charge?

Her name was Sylvie, she was a Loki,
With yellow horns upon her head, and an urge to see them dead.
Her plan was perfect, it took her ages,
But Loki came a bit too soon,
They nearly caught a falling moon.
And then the agents came, the Keepers lost their fame,
There was figthing, there was pruning,
But just what who's to blame?

Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
The only world that was allowed-line.
Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
Changing the present was never so pleasant.
At the sacred, No one's in charge?

Their name was Loki, they were an army,
But that just lasted for a day, they're all just waiting to betray.
Now there's just five left, and one's a gator,
Charging at the angry cloud,
Trying to pierce the final shroud.
And though their time was scant, they managed to enchant,
There's a door, and there's a mansion.
Now it's time to hunt!

Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
The only world that was allowed-line.
Past the sacred, the sacred timeline,
Changing the present was never so pleasant,
At the sacred, it's time to charge!

Sixteen Sheep

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Sixteen Tons של Tennessee Ernie Ford

,Some people say a kid should easily sleep
,This poor kid's time is spend counting the sheep
,Counting the sheep, over my head
.One by one till I've counted the herd

?You count sixteen sheep, and what do you get
.The last one lingers, and hadn't gone yet
"!I whisper "Yo sheepie! my count I must keep
.That sixteenth sheep always sends me to sleep

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Girls Just Wanna Eat Brains

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Girls Just Wanna Have Fun של Cindy Lauper

,I wake up in the early night
?My master says when you gonna have some dark might
,Oh master dear we're not the living again
!And girls they wanna eat brain
!Oh girsl just wanna eat brain

,I slow down with the dawning of the light
?The dark one yells how you gonna take some more life
,Oh darky dear you know your war is in vain
!And girls they wanna eat brain
!Oh girsl just wanna eat brain

,That's all they want
,Some brain
,When the lurching day is done
!Oh girls they wanna eat brain
!Oh girls just wanna eat brain

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Gimme Gimme Gimme (Vaccines in the Bicep)

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת  Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Man After Midnight) של ABBA

,Half past twelve
,And I'm having a meeting in my flat all alone
.And we talk all day and still I'm on my own
,Automn winds
,Blowing outside my window as I sit in my room
.And the only way to see you is by Zoom

,There is a plague out there
.No one to hear my prayer

,Gimme, gimme, gimme vaccines in the bicep
.Won't somebody help me chase the COVID away
,Gimme, gimme, gimme vaccines in the bicep
.Take us through the darkness to the break of the day

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Flatten the Curve

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת Flatten the Grass של Echo's Children

,I find in the morning three times out of ten
,A case of Corona’s been spotted again
,He hasn’t returned from Beijing or from Rome
.A decade has passed since he’d traveled from home
,I’m a young lady of savvy and STEM
,There isn’t that much I don’t know about germs
,How Koch set criteria, how Gram makes it stain
.I pester the grownups until they explain

,Flatten the curve, flatten the curve
?Why are we trying to flatten the curve
,Flatten the curve, flatten the curve
?Why are we trying to flatten the curve

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(Fifty Ways (To Mix Your Buffer

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover
מאת Paul Simon

,The problem is all inside your tube
.She said to me
,The answer is simple if you
.Take it logically
,I'd like to use the hood today
,So can't you see
There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer

She said it's really not my duty
.To instruct
Furthermore, I hope my helping
.Won't repeat after this act
,But I'll repeat myself
.At the hope you'll get this fact
,There must be fifty ways
.To mix your buffer

,You just stir it with glass, Gus
,Shake it again, Blain
,Drop in a mag, Doug
.And let it stir free
,Set it to heat, Kit
,You don't need to dilute it
,Set it down on a plate, Nate
.And let it stir free

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Diggy Diggy Spice

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: Diggy Diggy Hole מאת The Yogscast

!Brothers of the sierch rejoice
.Run, run from the storm
!Raise your hook and raise your voice
.Call, call, call the worm
,Deep and deep into the sand
?Who knows what lies in this land
,Monsters, fremen, Spice and more
.Hidden in the desert store

.Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
.Raised on the rock, the safety of our mountain home
,Skin hid in layers, grit in our bones
,To dig and dig makes us free
!Come on brothers sing with me

,I am a Paul and I'm digging a Spice
.Diggy, diggy Spice, diggy, diggy Spice
,I am a Paul and I'm digging a Spice
.Diggy, diggy Spice, diggy, diggy Spice

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גרוויטציה

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: אהבתיה מאת תרצה אתר ויעקב הולנדר, בביצוע שלמה ארצי

אני יושב בצל,
אני יושב,
מתחת העצים,
חולם בהקיצים,
על העולם.

אני רובץ בצל,
וסתם חושב,
גבולות וגם חיצים,
דברים שמאיצים,
ועל כולם.

גרוויטציה,
אני יודע זאת פתאום.
גרוויטציה,
פתאום נפל
עלי הפום.
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ראסל

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: יש אי שם מאת ענת גוב ויוני רכטר, בביצוע גידי גוב

יש קנקן,
שסובב לו את השמש,
שסובב אותה כך כל הזמן,
יש קנקן.

יש קנקן,
שסובב סביב לשמש,
שסובב אותה רחוק מכאן,
יש קנקן.

רק לא תראה בעין,
רחוק מאוד מכאן,
כוכב חמה מסתיר את צילו,
וגם ענן.
ואם תבקש שאוכיח,
זה לא עלי,
אז הנה אני טוען קנקן.

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The Waze

מאת: תמיר בוכשטב
למנגינת: The Way מאת Fastball

,They entered the car
,And they started driving
.They plain forgot the phone at home that day
,An exit to eternal back street rumbling
?But why were they driving without ever turning on Waze

,"They put it on "drive
,Got out of the parking
.Their destination not a far off place
,They met the jam ahead
,With no one moving
?Why were they driving without ever turning on Waze

,Anyone can see the street that they've entered a solid block
,And it's never moving
.They won't get to work
,They'll never get past it
.They'll never get to the store
,You can hear their carhorn echoing off the swerve
,They won't make it home
.Till a quarter past twelve
,They were in a hurry
.They didn't know what's in store, in store

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