Archive for אוקטובר, 2008

The Zombie Bashing Song

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The Zombie Bashing Song
by Tamir Buchshtav

Bash those Zombies, don’t ask why!
One, Two, Three, Four,
Bash those Zombies till they die!
Till they die and then some more! המשך…

Yet Another Cthulhu Filk

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Yet Another Cthulhu Filk
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Everything for Free" by K's Choice

I don't know who you are,
But you seem very nice,
So will you talk to me?
Shall I tell you a story?
Shall I tell you a dream?
They think I'm crazy,
They don't know that he does exist,
They all exist,
They will, come get us all some day. המשך…

Witch

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Witch
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks

This is my world today
But you know that by
Tomorrow it will change
Used to play it but its
Over and the game is ending, one more will begin
Time to change my skin
Yesterday I died
They brought me back by magic from the other side
I can’t understand why you live in this world
I don’t envy you
I’m a little bit of everything
All rolled by a die

המשך…

The Wheel Must Go On

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The Wheel Must Go On
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "The Show must go on" by Queen

Empty pages,
What are we living for?
Abandoned faces,
Of heroes from before.
On and on, does anybody know what we are writing for?

Another Jordan,
To write the Wheel again,
A score more books to
String on this endless chain.
Hold the line, does anybody want to read this anymore? המשך…

What do you do with a golden nugget?

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
What do you do with a golden nugget?
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor"

What do you do with a golden nugget?
What do you do with a golden nugget?
What do you do with a golden nugget?
Deep within the mountain.

Chorus:
Up from the vein you mine it,
Up from the vein you mine it,
Up from the vein you mine it,
Deep within the mountain.
המשך…

What do you do with a Flesh Eating Zombie?

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
What do you do with a Flesh Eating Zombie?
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor"

What do you do with a flesh eating zombie?
What do you do with a flesh eating zombie?
What do you do with a flesh eating zombie?
Early in the evening.

chorus:
Up from the grave he rises,
Up from the grave he rises,
Up from the grave he rises,
Early in the evening.
המשך…

Total Eclipse of the Dice

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Total Eclipse of the Dice
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Natural twenty but you know it cannot last,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Series of sixes but it's never what I need,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Feeling that there's someone laughing loudly at me,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Dice result so lousy that never can believe it is true,
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones. המשך…

To find the sun

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
To find the sun
by Tamir Buchshtav

When winter covered all in snow,
The only light the northern glow,
The shaman said it's time to go,
And he should know, and he should know.

'The sun was stolen by the night!
And soon he'll take the northern light!
So if we want to keep our sight,
We have to fight, we have to fight!' המשך…

This Poor, Cursed, Holy Land

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
This Poor, Cursed, Holy Land
by Tamir Buchshtav

Thousands in the ground lie sleeping,
Thousand mothers red eyed, weeping,
A hefty crop, and Death's still reaping,
The fields of the holy land. המשך…

The last of the schlimazel team

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The last of the schlimazel team
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Last of Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers

It was evening down in Eightgate town
HOW I WISH I WAS IN PORTWELL NOW!
A mission came from the priest of the sun,
To go to the scummiest part of town,

Chorus:
God damn them all!
I was told we’d pick a box that a merchant holds
We’d swing no swords, cast no spells
Now I’m a lonely bard in a run down inn,
The last of the schlimazel team
המשך…