Archive for אוקטובר, 2008

Gimme Gimme Gimme a Meal after Midnight

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Meal After Midnight)
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight" by Abba

Half past twelve,
And I’m sitting here furry in my cage near the bar,
How I hate to spend the evening all alone.
Drops of rain,
Blowing in from the window, water touching my fur,
And some new friends are appearing in the room.
There’s naught to eat out there,
No one to hear my prayer.

Chorus:
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight,
Won’t somebody help me be a gremlin again?
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight,
Let me wreak some havoc till the break of the day.
המשך…

The Fledgling Song

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

The Fledgling’s Song
By Tamir Buchshtav

Chorus:
Sail through the heavens,
Sail on the wind,
Fledgling lord of the sky.
Rise on the currents,
Of upflowing air,
Fledgling lord of the sky.

Child of the mountains,
Rise from the nest,
Take to the air on this day.
Trust in your feathers,
Trust in your wings,
Trust in your eyesight, so keen המשך…

Early Morning Pinging Song

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Early morning pinging song
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Early Morning Singing Song" from Haor

Hello computer
My Mac says Shalom
Your IP’s in New York
My IP’s in Rome

Hello computer
Now give me a pong
I want to know where you are
An early morning pinging song המשך…

Breath of a Tiger

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Breath of the tiger
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

Rising up, early at night
Still an hour to moonrise
Light the fire, put the cauldron to boil
Just a witch with a potion to brew המשך…

Batman Bagins

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Batman bagins
by Tamir Buchshtav

It happened in the shire,
'Twas quite a sight to see,
When Golum fell pierced through the heart
By a bat shaped throwing star המשך…

The Ballad of Ernie the Red

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The Ballad of Ernie the Red
by Tamir Buchshtav

This one is dedicated to all those millions RPG players out there, who for some reason can't figure out how to spell Rogue

I remember when I was a spirit,
Without incarnation or form,
Standing before the creator,
Seconds before I was born.

I handed the form with the questions,
Of what I would do with my life,
Never aware of the problem,
That’ll fill my existence with strife.

Chorus:
Ernie’s my name, and my hair is like flame,
Though my skin is an Indian red,
My eyes are the color of embers,
Of a fire that’s soon to be dead.
I wanted to be but a scoundrel,
To steal and to cheat and to booze,
One simple mistake in an answer,
And now I am Ernie the rouge.
המשך…

Attack of the Pink Fluffy Bunnies of Doom

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Attack of the Pink Fluffy Bunnies of Doom

by Tamir Buchshtav

If you knew the things that I know you'd start running today,
To escape the apocalypse that's coming this way,
Cause there’s a threat on the horizon and it’s starting to loom,
It’s the attack of the pink fluffy bunnies of doom המשך…

Are you Canine Tonight

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Are you Canine Tonight?
Words by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Are you Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley

Are you canine tonight?
Is your fur soft and bright?
Will you bite me, for getting too close?
Are you eating your share of a bunny or hare,
That you caught in the fields on a hunt?
Are the claws in your forelegs all gleaming and sharp?
Do you run in the forest, or fish for a carp?
Do you howl to the moon? Have I come back to soon?
Tell me dear, are you canine tonight המשך…

Archetype Café – After Hours

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Archetype Café", by Talis Kimberley

Archetype Café – After Hours

Crafty old Set said to Satan the Horned
When they happened to meet in the middle
“My friend I don’t blame you for starting that war,
For you never should play second fiddle”
Satan replied, in his thundering voice
“Telling Michael was folly, in hindsight”
And the Evil Divinities’ Brotherhood meets
Down Archetype Café at midnight המשך…

666-Hell

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
By Tamir Buchshtav
Based on "307 Ale" By Tom Smith
666-HELL

There's many imps you'll raise, me lad, in basements dark and damp.
There's horn-headed demons and hoof-legged fiends, and the bad old Devil himself.
There's sacrifice and rituals and incense sharp or stale,
But I think I'll say the fastest way is 666-HELL.

Chorus:
666-HELL me lad, 666-HELL,
The finest demons in the world are waiting for your spell.
You can send them at your enemies, cast curses dark and fell,
Just take the phone and call us now, dial 666-HELL
המשך…