I started thinking, "What if Edgar Allan Poe would have written Jolene?" and this is what I came up with.
TTTO "Jolene", as performed by Dolly Parton
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm warning you, you shouldn't take my man
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
You shouldn't take him just because you can
A man whose wife is recent dead,
He thought he'd have you in my stead –
But there is more to us than you have seen.
You're pretty with your auburn hair
And green eyes – but why should I care?
You've stolen my beloved from me, Jolene.
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