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The gods created Mecha

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The gods created Mecha
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "the Gods made Heavy Metal" by Manowar

In the beginning there was silence and peace reigned,
All across the earth.
Then came the beasts, from a hole, in the sky.
Missiles and laser came crashing down,
Hit the earth and split the ground,
Fire burned high in the sky.

From up above, fire melted our homes,
The ground shook, and started to pound המשך…

Goatsuckers in the sky

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Goatsuckers in the sky
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Ghost Riders in the Sky" by Johnny Cash

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of frightened goats he spied
A plowing through the dusty land and up the mountain side

Their coats were torn and muddy and their hooves left bleeding prints
Their horns were all a-broken and their eyes narrowed to squints
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered hard in flight
For he saw the monsters coming hard and he knew that awful sight

Baa-aa-aa-ay
Baa-aa-aa-oh
Goatsuckers in the sky המשך…

Gimme Gimme Gimme a Meal after Midnight

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Gimme Gimme Gimme (A Meal After Midnight)
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight" by Abba

Half past twelve,
And I’m sitting here furry in my cage near the bar,
How I hate to spend the evening all alone.
Drops of rain,
Blowing in from the window, water touching my fur,
And some new friends are appearing in the room.
There’s naught to eat out there,
No one to hear my prayer.

Chorus:
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight,
Won’t somebody help me be a gremlin again?
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight,
Let me wreak some havoc till the break of the day.
המשך…

The Fledgling Song

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

The Fledgling’s Song
By Tamir Buchshtav

Chorus:
Sail through the heavens,
Sail on the wind,
Fledgling lord of the sky.
Rise on the currents,
Of upflowing air,
Fledgling lord of the sky.

Child of the mountains,
Rise from the nest,
Take to the air on this day.
Trust in your feathers,
Trust in your wings,
Trust in your eyesight, so keen המשך…

Early Morning Pinging Song

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Early morning pinging song
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Early Morning Singing Song" from Haor

Hello computer
My Mac says Shalom
Your IP’s in New York
My IP’s in Rome

Hello computer
Now give me a pong
I want to know where you are
An early morning pinging song המשך…

Breath of a Tiger

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Breath of the tiger
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

Rising up, early at night
Still an hour to moonrise
Light the fire, put the cauldron to boil
Just a witch with a potion to brew המשך…

Batman Bagins

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Batman bagins
by Tamir Buchshtav

It happened in the shire,
'Twas quite a sight to see,
When Golum fell pierced through the heart
By a bat shaped throwing star המשך…

The Ballad of Ernie the Red

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The Ballad of Ernie the Red
by Tamir Buchshtav

This one is dedicated to all those millions RPG players out there, who for some reason can't figure out how to spell Rogue

I remember when I was a spirit,
Without incarnation or form,
Standing before the creator,
Seconds before I was born.

I handed the form with the questions,
Of what I would do with my life,
Never aware of the problem,
That’ll fill my existence with strife.

Chorus:
Ernie’s my name, and my hair is like flame,
Though my skin is an Indian red,
My eyes are the color of embers,
Of a fire that’s soon to be dead.
I wanted to be but a scoundrel,
To steal and to cheat and to booze,
One simple mistake in an answer,
And now I am Ernie the rouge.
המשך…

Attack of the Pink Fluffy Bunnies of Doom

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Attack of the Pink Fluffy Bunnies of Doom

by Tamir Buchshtav

If you knew the things that I know you'd start running today,
To escape the apocalypse that's coming this way,
Cause there’s a threat on the horizon and it’s starting to loom,
It’s the attack of the pink fluffy bunnies of doom המשך…

Are you Canine Tonight

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Are you Canine Tonight?
Words by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Are you Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley

Are you canine tonight?
Is your fur soft and bright?
Will you bite me, for getting too close?
Are you eating your share of a bunny or hare,
That you caught in the fields on a hunt?
Are the claws in your forelegs all gleaming and sharp?
Do you run in the forest, or fish for a carp?
Do you howl to the moon? Have I come back to soon?
Tell me dear, are you canine tonight המשך…