Fuzzy Fish

I am but a simple programmer, with logic to my mind,
So when I looked back as I walked, I never thought to find
A vampire a-stalkin' me, and closing up behind
To come and suck my blood!
But…
On my Palm there's Holy Java,
Glory to the Holy Java,
With the use of Holy Java
The vampire will be mud!
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This is my world today
But you know that by
Tomorrow it will change
Used to play it but its
Over and the game is ending, one more will begin
Time to change my skin
Yesterday I died
They brought me back by magic from the other side
I can’t understand why you live in this world
I don’t envy you
I’m a little bit of everything
All rolled by a die

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What do you do with a golden nugget?
What do you do with a golden nugget?
What do you do with a golden nugget?
Deep within the mountain.

Chorus:
Up from the vein you mine it,
Up from the vein you mine it,
Up from the vein you mine it,
Deep within the mountain.
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Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Natural twenty but you know it cannot last,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Series of sixes but it's never what I need,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Feeling that there's someone laughing loudly at me,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Dice result so lousy that never can believe it is true,
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones. המשך הקטע »

It was evening down in Eightgate town
HOW I WISH I WAS IN PORTWELL NOW!
A mission came from the priest of the sun,
To go to the scummiest part of town,

Chorus:
God damn them all!
I was told we’d pick a box that a merchant holds
We’d swing no swords, cast no spells
Now I’m a lonely bard in a run down inn,
The last of the schlimazel team
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Many weapons I have seen,
In dungeons near and far,
But nothing stranger could have been,
Then the vorpal Morningstar. המשך הקטע »

Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles

Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,
With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,
Somebody charges, you’re right there beside him,
Drawing your sword with a clang.

Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,
Matching the haze in your sight,
Feel the experience accumulate with every strike.

Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons. המשך הקטע »

In a dungeon, in a dungeon,
Two companions, furry folk.
Armadillo fights for justice,
And a monkey who’s a monk.

Out exploring, out exploring,
Came across a cavern deep,
Armadillo running inwards,
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This one is dedicated to all those millions RPG players out there, who for some reason can't figure out how to spell Rogue

I remember when I was a spirit,
Without incarnation or form,
Standing before the creator,
Seconds before I was born.

I handed the form with the questions,
Of what I would do with my life,
Never aware of the problem,
That’ll fill my existence with strife.

Chorus:
Ernie’s my name, and my hair is like flame,
Though my skin is an Indian red,
My eyes are the color of embers,
Of a fire that’s soon to be dead.
I wanted to be but a scoundrel,
To steal and to cheat and to booze,
One simple mistake in an answer,
And now I am Ernie the rouge. המשך הקטע »