Go son go down to the water,
And see the ships all moored out there,
Then choose your place, head to the oceans,
The cutlass ready in your hand. המשך…
DG:
I lived down in Kansas with my mother and dad
I worked in a diner and I thought it was bad
But a storm came a-calling and the longcoats are loose
I’ve got the lost-in-the-OZ-a-witch-coming-for-me-I-don’t-know-this-land blues
Chorus:
I never expected to be in this fight
Caught up in a war between the dark and the light
Now I’m in this war and my side’s starting to lose
I’ve got the looking-for-emeralds-fighting-the-other-guys-Outer-Zone blues המשך…
In a war that lasted eons,
We have fought since time began.
Through the ages we have battled,
Clashing time and time again. המשך…
Many weapons I have seen,
In dungeons near and far,
But nothing stranger could have been,
Then the vorpal Morningstar. המשך…
You are my preciousss,
My only preciousss,
You makes me happy,
Like a big fat fish.
Those nasty hobbitses,
That Bilbo bagins,
Came and took my preciousss away.
The other night (gholum)
While we were hunting,
Preciousss slipped away from us.
The nasty hobbit,
Came by and took it,
So we chase the hobbitses down.
You are my preciousss…
Ninjas that strike in the silence of midnight,
Ghost through the hallways unseen by the torchlight,
Reaching their victim and starting to sing,
That is the musical version of things. המשך…
Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles
Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,
With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,
Somebody charges, you’re right there beside him,
Drawing your sword with a clang.
Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,
Matching the haze in your sight,
Feel the experience accumulate with every strike.
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons. המשך…
I was born in a cave as my clan used to be
And I’d never look more then a caveman to thee
Cause humans in my time were weaklings and prey
But progress’ the power that would win us the day
It was back in our first cave it came to a head
When a few proto-tigers would prey on our band
But its life that we want and to spread on the world
I heard my sons then saying:
“Monkeys don’t do those things”
Oh no they don’t but then torch-bearers do
Stay safe in your cave until I come for you
And when I came back from the mountains of flame
You never once though to get over your shame
What your brains can do you never knew
המשך…
Livin’ in a Wasteland
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "leaving on a jet plane" by John Denver
All my guns are packed,
With home-made rounds,
I fuel my car with hopes and Rum,
I know I’ll face marauders on the way,
But the food is dwindling,
And the water’s gone,
All the land around us,
Has been cooked to stone,
Already I’m so hungry I could die,
Chorus:
I salute you and load my gun,
Driving towards the setting sun,
Ready as I’ll ever be to go,
Cause I’m livin’ in a wasteland,
Don’t know when things will grow again,
Oh man, I have to go. המשך…
I used to have a farmer and he made a living fine,
I had a little cart to pull along the city line,
But times where tough and though he tried,
The money wasn’t there.
The baron came and killed the man,
And sold me at the faire.
I looked for every kind of job, the answer’s always “no.
Buy you now?” they all would laugh. “We let our horses go.”
The butcher man, he paid for me a measly little sum,
But I’ve got to much pride to end up just another drum,
So I thought “who gives a damn if all the farmers’ down,
I’m gonna bear a knight and fight in service to the crown!”
Chorus:
Cause it’s a hee-ho hi-ho
Charging down the lane,
Killing all Saracens within the Holy Land,
And it’s a hee-hay hi-hay
Heathens bar your homes,
When you see an armored donkey ‘neath Jerusalem’s golden dome המשך…