Fuzzy Fish

Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles

Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,
With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,
Somebody charges, you’re right there beside him,
Drawing your sword with a clang.

Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,
Matching the haze in your sight,
Feel the experience accumulate with every strike.

Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons. המשך…

In a dungeon, in a dungeon,
Two companions, furry folk.
Armadillo fights for justice,
And a monkey who’s a monk.

Out exploring, out exploring,
Came across a cavern deep,
Armadillo running inwards,
And the monkey up he keeps המשך…

This one is dedicated to all those millions RPG players out there, who for some reason can't figure out how to spell Rogue

I remember when I was a spirit,
Without incarnation or form,
Standing before the creator,
Seconds before I was born.

I handed the form with the questions,
Of what I would do with my life,
Never aware of the problem,
That’ll fill my existence with strife.

Chorus:
Ernie’s my name, and my hair is like flame,
Though my skin is an Indian red,
My eyes are the color of embers,
Of a fire that’s soon to be dead.
I wanted to be but a scoundrel,
To steal and to cheat and to booze,
One simple mistake in an answer,
And now I am Ernie the rouge. המשך…