Early morning pinging song
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Early Morning Singing Song" from Haor
Hello computer
My Mac says Shalom
Your IP’s in New York
My IP’s in Rome
Hello computer
Now give me a pong
I want to know where you are
An early morning pinging song Read the rest of this entry »
Breath of the tiger
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
Rising up, early at night
Still an hour to moonrise
Light the fire, put the cauldron to boil
Just a witch with a potion to brew Read the rest of this entry »
Batman bagins
by Tamir Buchshtav
It happened in the shire,
'Twas quite a sight to see,
When Golum fell pierced through the heart
By a bat shaped throwing star Read the rest of this entry »
This one is dedicated to all those millions RPG players out there, who for some reason can't figure out how to spell Rogue
I remember when I was a spirit,
Without incarnation or form,
Standing before the creator,
Seconds before I was born.
I handed the form with the questions,
Of what I would do with my life,
Never aware of the problem,
That’ll fill my existence with strife.
Chorus:
Ernie’s my name, and my hair is like flame,
Though my skin is an Indian red,
My eyes are the color of embers,
Of a fire that’s soon to be dead.
I wanted to be but a scoundrel,
To steal and to cheat and to booze,
One simple mistake in an answer,
And now I am Ernie the rouge. Read the rest of this entry »
Attack of the Pink Fluffy Bunnies of Doom
by Tamir Buchshtav
If you knew the things that I know you'd start running today,
To escape the apocalypse that's coming this way,
Cause there’s a threat on the horizon and it’s starting to loom,
It’s the attack of the pink fluffy bunnies of doom Read the rest of this entry »
Are you Canine Tonight?
Words by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Are you Lonesome Tonight" by Elvis Presley
Are you canine tonight?
Is your fur soft and bright?
Will you bite me, for getting too close?
Are you eating your share of a bunny or hare,
That you caught in the fields on a hunt?
Are the claws in your forelegs all gleaming and sharp?
Do you run in the forest, or fish for a carp?
Do you howl to the moon? Have I come back to soon?
Tell me dear, are you canine tonight Read the rest of this entry »
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Archetype Café", by Talis Kimberley
Archetype Café – After Hours
Crafty old Set said to Satan the Horned
When they happened to meet in the middle
“My friend I don’t blame you for starting that war,
For you never should play second fiddle”
Satan replied, in his thundering voice
“Telling Michael was folly, in hindsight”
And the Evil Divinities’ Brotherhood meets
Down Archetype Café at midnight Read the rest of this entry »
There's many imps you'll raise, me lad, in basements dark and damp.
There's horn-headed demons and hoof-legged fiends, and the bad old Devil himself.
There's sacrifice and rituals and incense sharp or stale,
But I think I'll say the fastest way is 666-HELL.
Chorus:
666-HELL me lad, 666-HELL,
The finest demons in the world are waiting for your spell.
You can send them at your enemies, cast curses dark and fell,
Just take the phone and call us now, dial 666-HELL Read the rest of this entry »
תורגם ע"י תמיר בוכשטב ודנה כץ
מקור של ג'ורדין קר
שלהבת בשחקים
פרומתיאוס הוריד אלינו את האש, אומרים
ורתמנו את כוחה מאז תחילת הסיפורים.
נעלה אל השמיים, להביט לו בפנים,
עם הרעם על הארץ ושלהבת בשחקים. Read the rest of this entry »
מאת תמיר בוכשטב
מבוסס על "שיר אהבה בדואי" של דויד ברוזה
שיר אהבה הרפתקני
צלצול פלדה אל הקירות של המבוך היה שולח
הציל הוא את הנסיכה והקבוצה הרגה הכל
"חדל להיות כמו הרפתקן, היה נסיך שלי לנצח"
אז הבטיח, לא לקטול שוב, את הטרול Read the rest of this entry »