Many weapons I have seen,
In dungeons near and far,
But nothing stranger could have been,
Then the vorpal Morningstar. המשך…
You are my preciousss,
My only preciousss,
You makes me happy,
Like a big fat fish.
Those nasty hobbitses,
That Bilbo bagins,
Came and took my preciousss away.
The other night (gholum)
While we were hunting,
Preciousss slipped away from us.
The nasty hobbit,
Came by and took it,
So we chase the hobbitses down.
You are my preciousss…
Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles
Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,
With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,
Somebody charges, you’re right there beside him,
Drawing your sword with a clang.
Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,
Matching the haze in your sight,
Feel the experience accumulate with every strike.
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons. המשך…
I was born in a cave as my clan used to be
And I’d never look more then a caveman to thee
Cause humans in my time were weaklings and prey
But progress’ the power that would win us the day
It was back in our first cave it came to a head
When a few proto-tigers would prey on our band
But its life that we want and to spread on the world
I heard my sons then saying:
“Monkeys don’t do those things”
Oh no they don’t but then torch-bearers do
Stay safe in your cave until I come for you
And when I came back from the mountains of flame
You never once though to get over your shame
What your brains can do you never knew
המשך…
Livin’ in a Wasteland
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "leaving on a jet plane" by John Denver
All my guns are packed,
With home-made rounds,
I fuel my car with hopes and Rum,
I know I’ll face marauders on the way,
But the food is dwindling,
And the water’s gone,
All the land around us,
Has been cooked to stone,
Already I’m so hungry I could die,
Chorus:
I salute you and load my gun,
Driving towards the setting sun,
Ready as I’ll ever be to go,
Cause I’m livin’ in a wasteland,
Don’t know when things will grow again,
Oh man, I have to go. המשך…
When first I came to Avalon,
My king a sword did need.
I saw a maiden fair as snow,
That in the lake was hid.
Held in her hand she held a sword,
Naught on this world could make,
She said her name was Nimue, the Lady of the Lake.
המשך…
Age after age,
Down under the hill,
The man with a thousand names is lying perfectly still,
And nobody ever wakes him,
For they fear the things he might do,
And nobody calls his name now,
Chorus:
But the king in the hill still dreams under his crown,
And the blood on his hands keeps the world spinning round. המשך…
How has he come to this place?
Greatest of a mighty race?
Trapped beneath a mountain's mass,
He who once has shone.
He who challenged Heaven's might,
Born to lead and born to fight,
Born from sea and stone and light,
From the north wind's moan.
Chorus:
Made of stone, trapped by stone,
Under mountains all alone,
By a monk his way be shown,
Waiting to atone. המשך…
Jesus runs your car
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Riders on the Storm" by the Doors
Jesus runs your car,
Jesus runs your car,
No matter where you are,
If near you are or far,
When you push the pedal down,
He turns the wheels around,
Jesus runs your car. המשך…
Irish Code Monkey Song
by Tamir Buchshtav
I have been writing code since before I could speak,
The first thing I remember is learning to click,
So I caught quite a shock when I heard the new shtick,
Microsoft hiring monkeys again המשך…