Fuzzy Fish

The Westeros Blues
Tune: "Butterbug Blues", by Echo's Children

I conquered this kingdom, my life was just fine
My wife she is gorgeous and my children are…mine!
Her brother is friendly but I'm missing the clues
I've got the
Wife is a devil-spawn, siblings are getting on
Puppet king blues
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Therapy
Tune: "Yesterday", the Beatles. Alas.

Therapy
Oh my God I need some therapy
It's the only recourse left to me
I need some heavy therapy
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Bin There, Dun That, With Daleks
Tune: "Bin There, Dun That" by Echo's Children

Something whispered in the darkness, and I peeked in quick and dumb
And I reckon I'd be dead now if the Doctor hadn't come
Well he grabbed my hand and – "RUN!" – and we went rushing for the door
I don't think I'm gonna take more look in drugstore basement floors

'Cause I bin there, dun that, learned what I should know
Fought the baddies, saved the planet, got the trauma I can show
Yes I bin there, dun that, learned to recognize
When it's gonna get fantastic by the madness in his eyes
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Songs Made on the Spot
Tune: "307 Ale" by Tom Smith

There's many songs we'll sing, my friend, in every 'sing anew
There's "Cthulhu Lite" and "Ship of Stone" and "Banned from Argo" too
There's long and short and ose and laughs and awesome, cool or hot
But I think you'll find the finest kind is songs made on the spot

Songs made on the spot, my friend, songs made on the spot
The finest words, the finest tunes, and sometimes really not
They'll make you laugh out loudly or they'll set your brain to rot
The finest songs you'll ever hear are songs made on the spot, my friend,
songs made on the spot.
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ICon's Volunteers
Tune: Barrett's Privateers, Stan Rogers
Based on true stories. All of it.

Oh, the year was nineteen-ninety-eight
(How I wish I was in BIGOR now!)
A call came out for volunteers
To the biggest con in the whole damn year
(God damn them all!)
I was told we'll just come in and help them fold
We'll lose no sleep
(Have no fear!)
Now I'm a full-grown man on the verge of tears
The last of ICon's volunteers
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