Fuzzy Fish

Irish Code Monkey Song
by Tamir Buchshtav

I have been writing code since before I could speak,
The first thing I remember is learning to click,
So I caught quite a shock when I heard the new shtick,
Microsoft hiring monkeys again המשך…

Close your eyes, for the last time, sinner
Your heart’s no longer beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the pain? You’re no longer dreaming,
Of this burning, an infernal flame.
המשך…

Oh pity me stomach,
Oh pity me now,
For breakfast is heavy within me.
There's a dwarf in me kitchen,
Preparing me meals,
As tasty as granite with garlic. המשך…

I lie in my bed and I can't get to sleep,
They fill my whole head so I can't even count sheep,
They grip me real tight and they will never let loose,
I got the "songs that are stuck in my mind and are never releasing me" blues.

Chorus:
I find myself lying, awake in my bed,
With songs that I don't know swirling round in my head,
I don't know the words and just vaguely the tunes,
I got the "songs that get stuck in my head even though I don’t know the words" blues. המשך…

In the beginning there was silence and peace reigned,
All across the earth.
Then came the beasts, from a hole, in the sky.
Missiles and laser came crashing down,
Hit the earth and split the ground,
Fire burned high in the sky.

From up above, fire melted our homes,
The ground shook, and started to pound המשך…

An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of frightened goats he spied
A plowing through the dusty land and up the mountain side

Their coats were torn and muddy and their hooves left bleeding prints
Their horns were all a-broken and their eyes narrowed to squints
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered hard in flight
For he saw the monsters coming hard and he knew that awful sight

Baa-aa-aa-ay
Baa-aa-aa-oh
Goatsuckers in the sky המשך…

The Fledgling’s Song
By Tamir Buchshtav

Chorus:
Sail through the heavens,
Sail on the wind,
Fledgling lord of the sky.
Rise on the currents,
Of upflowing air,
Fledgling lord of the sky.

Child of the mountains,
Rise from the nest,
Take to the air on this day.
Trust in your feathers,
Trust in your wings,
Trust in your eyesight, so keen המשך…

Early morning pinging song
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Early Morning Singing Song" from Haor

Hello computer
My Mac says Shalom
Your IP’s in New York
My IP’s in Rome

Hello computer
Now give me a pong
I want to know where you are
An early morning pinging song המשך…