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What do you do with a golden nugget?

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
What do you do with a golden nugget?
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "What do you do with a Drunken Sailor"

What do you do with a golden nugget?
What do you do with a golden nugget?
What do you do with a golden nugget?
Deep within the mountain.

Chorus:
Up from the vein you mine it,
Up from the vein you mine it,
Up from the vein you mine it,
Deep within the mountain.
המשך…

Total Eclipse of the Dice

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Total Eclipse of the Dice
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Total Eclipse of the Heart" by Bonnie Tyler

Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Natural twenty but you know it cannot last,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Series of sixes but it's never what I need,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Feeling that there's someone laughing loudly at me,
Roll the dice, every now and then I get a
Dice result so lousy that never can believe it is true,
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones.
Roll the dice, bright-eyed, every now and then I get just ones. המשך…

The last of the schlimazel team

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The last of the schlimazel team
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Last of Barrett's Privateers" by Stan Rogers

It was evening down in Eightgate town
HOW I WISH I WAS IN PORTWELL NOW!
A mission came from the priest of the sun,
To go to the scummiest part of town,

Chorus:
God damn them all!
I was told we’d pick a box that a merchant holds
We’d swing no swords, cast no spells
Now I’m a lonely bard in a run down inn,
The last of the schlimazel team
המשך…

Outer Zone Blues

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Outer Zone Blues

by Tamir Buchshtav

DG:
I lived down in Kansas with my mother and dad
I worked in a diner and I thought it was bad
But a storm came a-calling and the longcoats are loose
I’ve got the lost-in-the-OZ-a-witch-coming-for-me-I-don’t-know-this-land blues

Chorus:
I never expected to be in this fight
Caught up in a war between the dark and the light
Now I’m in this war and my side’s starting to lose
I’ve got the looking-for-emeralds-fighting-the-other-guys-Outer-Zone blues המשך…

Orion's Lament

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Orion's Lament
by Tamir Buchshtav

In a war that lasted eons,
We have fought since time began.
Through the ages we have battled,
Clashing time and time again. המשך…

My Vorpal Morningstar

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
My Vorpal Morningstar
by Tamir Buchshtav

Many weapons I have seen,
In dungeons near and far,
But nothing stranger could have been,
Then the vorpal Morningstar. המשך…

My Preciousss

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
My preciousss
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "you are my sunshine" by Jimmie Davis and Charles Mitchell

You are my preciousss,
My only preciousss,
You makes me happy,
Like a big fat fish.
Those nasty hobbitses,
That Bilbo bagins,
Came and took my preciousss away.

The other night (gholum)
While we were hunting,
Preciousss slipped away from us.
The nasty hobbit,
Came by and took it,
So we chase the hobbitses down.

You are my preciousss…

Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles

Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,
With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,
Somebody charges, you’re right there beside him,
Drawing your sword with a clang.

Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,
Matching the haze in your sight,
Feel the experience accumulate with every strike.

Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons. המשך…

Monkeys don't do those things

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Monkeys don’t do those things
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Ladies don't do those things" by Escape Key

I was born in a cave as my clan used to be
And I’d never look more then a caveman to thee
Cause humans in my time were weaklings and prey
But progress’ the power that would win us the day
It was back in our first cave it came to a head
When a few proto-tigers would prey on our band
But its life that we want and to spread on the world
I heard my sons then saying:
“Monkeys don’t do those things”
Oh no they don’t but then torch-bearers do
Stay safe in your cave until I come for you
And when I came back from the mountains of flame
You never once though to get over your shame
What your brains can do you never knew
המשך…

Livin in a Wasteland

יום שני, אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Livin’ in a Wasteland
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "leaving on a jet plane" by John Denver

All my guns are packed,
With home-made rounds,
I fuel my car with hopes and Rum,
I know I’ll face marauders on the way,
But the food is dwindling,
And the water’s gone,
All the land around us,
Has been cooked to stone,
Already I’m so hungry I could die,

Chorus:
I salute you and load my gun,
Driving towards the setting sun,
Ready as I’ll ever be to go,
Cause I’m livin’ in a wasteland,
Don’t know when things will grow again,
Oh man, I have to go.
המשך…