Sunrise

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Sunrise
by Tamir Buchshtav

It was dark in those days
Of eternal night,
And the earth torn apart by war.
For down from the mountains,
They came to hunt,
And we were the chosen prey.

In the darkness they came
From their mountain holds,
The night was their ally and friend.
And we couldn’t defeat them,
We couldn’t win,
We were pushed back, surrounded, and slain.

Chorus:
For the sun never rose from the eastern shore,
And the world was enshrouded by night.
For the sun never shone upon earth’s bloody fields,
And the dark was their ally and friend.
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Squishy Little Humanoids

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Squishy Little Humanoids
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Little Fuzzy Animals" by Frank Haze

When you come down from the mountains you may not like what you see,
There are hordes on little beasties and those tiny tickling trees,
There are minibirds up in the sky, small elephants beneath,
And there's squishy little humanoids beneath your feet.
Yes there's squishy little humanoids,
Crunchy little humanoids,
Squishy little humanoids beneath your feet. Read the rest of this entry »

Point of no return

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Point of no return
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "the Point of No Return" from Phantom of the Opera
Captain:
We have come here,
In pursuit of our fondest dream,
In pursuit of the wish towards which we aspired,
Aspired… Read the rest of this entry »

The Pirate Song

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The Pirate Song
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "The Weeping Song" by Nick Cave

Go son go down to the water,
And see the ships all moored out there,
Then choose your place, head to the oceans,
The cutlass ready in your hand. Read the rest of this entry »

Outer Zone Blues

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Outer Zone Blues

by Tamir Buchshtav

DG:
I lived down in Kansas with my mother and dad
I worked in a diner and I thought it was bad
But a storm came a-calling and the longcoats are loose
I’ve got the lost-in-the-OZ-a-witch-coming-for-me-I-don’t-know-this-land blues

Chorus:
I never expected to be in this fight
Caught up in a war between the dark and the light
Now I’m in this war and my side’s starting to lose
I’ve got the looking-for-emeralds-fighting-the-other-guys-Outer-Zone blues Read the rest of this entry »

Orion's Lament

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
Orion's Lament
by Tamir Buchshtav

In a war that lasted eons,
We have fought since time began.
Through the ages we have battled,
Clashing time and time again. Read the rest of this entry »

My Vorpal Morningstar

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
My Vorpal Morningstar
by Tamir Buchshtav

Many weapons I have seen,
In dungeons near and far,
But nothing stranger could have been,
Then the vorpal Morningstar. Read the rest of this entry »

My Preciousss

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
My preciousss
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "you are my sunshine" by Jimmie Davis and Charles Mitchell

You are my preciousss,
My only preciousss,
You makes me happy,
Like a big fat fish.
Those nasty hobbitses,
That Bilbo bagins,
Came and took my preciousss away.

The other night (gholum)
While we were hunting,
Preciousss slipped away from us.
The nasty hobbit,
Came by and took it,
So we chase the hobbitses down.

You are my preciousss…

The Musical Version of Things

אוקטובר 20th, 2008
The Musical Version of Things
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "My Favorite Things" from "The Sounds of Music"

Ninjas that strike in the silence of midnight,
Ghost through the hallways unseen by the torchlight,
Reaching their victim and starting to sing,
That is the musical version of things. Read the rest of this entry »

Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons

אוקטובר 20th, 2008

Munchkins Playing Dungeons and Dragons
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by The Beatles

Picture yourself in a room in a dungeon,
With ten green skinned goblins with four inch long fangs,
Somebody charges, you’re right there beside him,
Drawing your sword with a clang.

Gallons of blood splatter over the floor,
Matching the haze in your sight,
Feel the experience accumulate with every strike.

Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons,
Munchkins playing Dungeons and Dragons. Read the rest of this entry »