Fuzzy Fish

When first I came to Avalon,
My king a sword did need.
I saw a maiden fair as snow,
That in the lake was hid.
Held in her hand she held a sword,
Naught on this world could make,
She said her name was Nimue, the Lady of the Lake.
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Knights in white armor,
Never seeming to fail,
Heroes and princes,
Always getting the girl.

Villains have always been,
On the loosing side,
Never to win and,
Always needing to hide.

Cause we’re evil,
Yes we’re evil,
Oh, how we're evil.
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How has he come to this place?
Greatest of a mighty race?
Trapped beneath a mountain's mass,
He who once has shone.

He who challenged Heaven's might,
Born to lead and born to fight,
Born from sea and stone and light,
From the north wind's moan.

Chorus:
Made of stone, trapped by stone,
Under mountains all alone,
By a monk his way be shown,
Waiting to atone. Read the rest of this entry »

Jesus runs your car
by Tamir Buchshtav
based on "Riders on the Storm" by the Doors

Jesus runs your car,
Jesus runs your car,
No matter where you are,
If near you are or far,
When you push the pedal down,
He turns the wheels around,
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Irish Code Monkey Song
by Tamir Buchshtav

I have been writing code since before I could speak,
The first thing I remember is learning to click,
So I caught quite a shock when I heard the new shtick,
Microsoft hiring monkeys again Read the rest of this entry »

Close your eyes, for the last time, sinner
Your heart’s no longer beating, do you understand?
Do you feel the pain? You’re no longer dreaming,
Of this burning, an infernal flame.
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Oh pity me stomach,
Oh pity me now,
For breakfast is heavy within me.
There's a dwarf in me kitchen,
Preparing me meals,
As tasty as granite with garlic. Read the rest of this entry »